Well I tried.

[ACE]

I want a nice plant she says. So I put in a little seed of a plant that would suit her personality, one that she could call her very own. She was very pleased until some nosey sod told her what it was ;)                                                                               

[ACE]

[isbister]

Is it cow parsley or hemlock?

[cornykev]

Someone always spoils it Ace. ;D ;D ;D

[OliveOil]

my goodness - what is it??? Certainly a giant.

Neighbour once grew lambs tongue or something like and it ended up 8ft tall at least - very beautiful in an imposing way!

[ACE]

Is it cow parsley or hemlock?

Hemlock

[coznbob]

 ;D bet she wasn't impressed!

[kenkew]

If you squint your eyes it looks like an opera singer....a large opera singer. :o

[rosebud]

ACE, really you could have bought her a lovely edelweiss, now wouldent you have had a happy girlie. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ACE]

If you squint your eyes it looks like an opera singer....a large opera singer. :o
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Well it ain't all over till the fat lady sings.

and she is in the kitchen now making a god awful row.

[Robert_Brenchley]

Looks like giant hogweed to me.

[SteveJ]

I'm with Robert on this and think it is Giant Hogweed - The leaves look different to those of hemlock

http://www.v72.org/medicinal_hemlock.htm

[ACE]

Ever been had!  The person that gave me the seeds said it was hemlock, but it ain't, ain't it. When I went away there was just a little shoot there and this grew over the 3 weeks I was away

I reckon you are right, it is hogweed, well it is her plant so she can go and chop it down, before it seeds everywhere. A sleeveless top and a pair of shorts should be just the thing for her to wear when she is doing it. :o