did you ever wonder.................

[GREENWIZARD]

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?



Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?




Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?



Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

How come sheep don't shrink when it rains but a
wool sweater does when you wash it?

[GREENWIZARD]

[undercarriage plan]

Hun, you need to get out more!!!!  ;)! But so agree...cannot put mascara on with mouth shut, in fact, mouth rarely shut....... ;D ;D ;D Bit concerned about coffin one now, living next to a cemetery and all........ :-\

[GREENWIZARD]

Hun, you need to get out more!!!!

~you're right  ;D some HRT is in order  ;) :)[/color]

[Derekthefox]

This is proof of the messed up world we live in eh?

Derekthefox :D

[Heldi]

I like those GW. I've an image in my head of sheep shrinking in the rain. Aw ickle sheep.

[Derekthefox]

Ha ha Heldi, you've got me giggling now too ...  ;D ;D ;D

Derekthefox :D

[dibberxxx]

very good GW it makes you think  :) :) :)

[GREENWIZARD]

steady now d ~ you don't want to exhaust yourself ;D ;D