Panto Time

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

Yo Robin

Wel fair play to ya, at least you know the limits of yer capabilities, unlike sum, last year this GIT thought he wood play a Sycamore... totally flooped, he bottled it when he realised that he just couldn't handle the advanced acting techniques required... peeps in the audience saw straight through hm and demanded their bread back... maybe I will psot a wanted add, post one even, (i dunt like edits)

Wanted

Dead good looking peep

Hard working and dillygent

able to stand for long periods

Must have gcse 4 in metalwork

need to play the part of a tree

I offer expert training and great career oppotunities as most films have trees in them

interested?

contact me through trancenmental messaging or by pigeon or by taking out a big add in the Observer saying just why you should be a tree? and if given the oportunity. howyou as a treewould improve the lot of mankind and ferrets

big big babble alert

oZzY %)

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

[Suze_O]

Now look here Ozzy

You put me down for the wicked witch, in fact I am the wicked fairy remember - as agreed with John.  You must have had too much red pop  :o

Of course, where do fairies live?  At the bottom of the garden of course.  And where do trees live?  

So expect me to be perched on your perfectly formed branches before flying across the stage weaving my magic in a maelstrom of sequins :D

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

Yo Suze

I sees no reason why there cant be a wicked fairy in Robin Hood. we iz thunderbirders so we can wing it pice of cake :)
 
I am gong to do the music too..
I'm going to stick a stuffed owl
on 1of me branches and make out the owl is doing the tune... should sound like this... ahem


... Hoot-hoot hooooot
    Hoot-hoot hooooot
    Hooting hoot-hoot hooot

    Hooty-hoot hooty hoot
    hooty hooty hoooot

    hoots twit twa woooo
    wits-hooty- hhhhoooot

   Hooty Hoot.. hoooty hoot
   hoooty hooooooot,

Din't know that I can do musicals as well did ya?

Id like to incorporate sum tippity tappity too, but need to work on it.


Did you know that the bark that lassie used in lassie come home,was supplied by me great uncle after her played the tree in olklahoma?  here I goes again
name dropper that I iz :)

OzZy %)

x

[Suze_O]

Yo Ozzy

Didn't realise we had settled on Robin Hood Price of Thieves.  Surely. Shirley, there are wicked fairies in every panto?  Going to dye me hair green  - so I can be the Poison Ivy Fairy.  Wot you think - costume would work great with gossamer, leaves and buds don't you think?

Better start rehearsing me lines: To Ivy, or not to Ivy, that is the question ......

[budgiebreeder]

Have all the parts been taken?I've been on my hols. so couldn't ask before .Surely you want some colourful Birds for your Forest?Please .Please .Please .

[Margaret]

And there's always a pond in a forest.I'm a very good dipper.I passed all my exams in dipping,and when you get thirsty,Ozzie the tree,I could let you have some water.So I could be "on tap".

[Hyacinth]

...to refresh your memories - well, cept OzZiE of course..lots of dead wood in that oak and 'sides, he got 'crowned out' yonks ago ::)