Lotties laughter files.....

[dibberxxx]

not getting any where with this cling film keeps getting all stuck to me nose  ::) ::) ::)
will have to try an old pair of tights

[dibberxxx]

[undercarriage plan]

Oooo love doing that!! Put old pair of tights over head and pull them upwards!! Has kids in stitches, OH thinks it's an improvement.... ::) ::) ::) Lottie ;D

[dibberxxx]

pull them really tight over face and the kids will think its funny you will look like a bank robber ::) ::)

[undercarriage plan]

Occured to me, Dibs, our kids could end up sharing same traumatic childhood from sound of things... :o :o :o Lottie  ;D

[dibberxxx]

wonder if they will be just a s mad as us that is our kids , ;D ;D ;D or maybe they will be worse

[Icyberjunkie]

You two had kids together!!????  Crikey if thats not difficult and rather mad I don't know what is...the poor kids are bound to have double madness.  Even scarier it might skip a generation and then normal parents could have doubly mad grandchildren for you.

As for pullingt tights over my face...I was never THAT kinky!!  ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Go on Icy, give it a whirl...!!!!  ;) ;) ;) Never had so much fun with stockings on your head :o :o :o Lottie

[jaggythistle]

  Yeah try it.......with the lights switched off and a torch shining upwards from
  your chin....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D..........will scare the living daylights
  out of them..........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!

[undercarriage plan]

Ah No Jaggy!! Your technique needs tweeking! You pull a stocking over your head, and pull it slightly upwards... very effectual! Come on peeps, some of you must have tried this since reading this post...give!!! Get such a kick when spell check says "OK"! Lottie  ;D

[Icyberjunkie]

Be a big difficult for me to try cos wifey doesn't wear tights, can't even get her into stocings coming to think of it  ;)

;D Iain

[GREENWIZARD]

lottie & dibber you are ..... BONKERS 

[Icyberjunkie]

<peeks around corner and whispers>  you only just realised Greenwizard??????

[undercarriage plan]

I'll take that as a compliment!! Mainly cos I take everything as a compliment! Keeps me in the Happy, delusional (is that a word?) world I inhabit  ;D! As for Dibs, thinks she's busy trying to work out gentic permutations we may be responsible for.......  :o Lottie

[doc steve]

is it better to get the person wearing the stockings to take them off first or just try it and see  don't fancy  someones knee up me nose much ??? ;) ;D

[undercarriage plan]

If you can manage the latter....... should be laugh enough, without pulling stocking in upward motion!! Let us know how that goes!!!!  :o :o :o Lottie  ;)

[lorna]

Lottie. we were doing the tights trick before you were a twinkle in your Dad's eye. Cheap pastime for me I worked for an underwear and hosiery mfg in London. ;D ;D ;D Lorna.

[undercarriage plan]

Oooooo!! Think of all the possibilites! Fishnet, seamed, unseamed, patterned.......... you lucky thing! ;)  Lottie  ;D

[GREENWIZARD]

Fishnet,

& wellies

[undercarriage plan]

Well if you must GW....... ;) Lottie  ;D

[Icyberjunkie]

How on earth did this end up with people wearing tights on their heads and especially wearing them on heads before they've been removed by previous owner!   

Have to say I only tried tights once and they donlt half make your legs itch....is that why ladies wax or shave?  ;)