Lotties laughter files.....

[dibberxxx]

meant to cover the veg in vodka Icy not jeyes , jeyes is to weak vodka will get you foaming at the mouth  ;D ;D ;D

[dibberxxx]

[undercarriage plan]

Happy veg.......... ;D

[dibberxxx]

happy veg happy customers  :) :) :) :)

[undercarriage plan]

Well, I need stiff drink now!! Been on the go all day..... ;), but got some real, live gardening done  :o :o :o!! You getting them in then Dibs? Think Icy's nicked the bottle......::) G & T for Bob please..... ;D ;D ;D Lottie

[dibberxxx]

yep i get the first round not telling you what it is you will have to just drink it  :o :o :o ICY bring back that bottle of  G&T cant blame bob he is allready legless

[undercarriage plan]

Blow that, Dibs,  G & T... Bottle of champagne and give Bob a stool... Icy, vertical is best I feel..... ;) Lottie

[dibberxxx]

well i think it should be champange all round winning the sheild lottie you clever thing you ,  :) :) :) :)

[undercarriage plan]

OK, Kev says he'll do drinks....2,800 members, couple of glasses each, at least......Mmmmmm, hope he's got a credit card...Lottie  ;D ;D ;D

[dibberxxx]

perhaps he is just rich ,he might be Alan tishmarsh in disguise and getting all his gardening tips from us all  ::) ::) ::) ::)

[undercarriage plan]

Oooo Dibs, you think? Gosh , that Alan is a crafty bugger isn't he.... :o :o :o Lottie

[dibberxxx]

all them years on ground force and he was just pinching peeps ideals and gardens from on here , naughty man , did notice he never done garden like mine  :o :o :o :o

[Icyberjunkie]

ahhhhhhhh well as for the G&T, I can bring the T back but teh G all gone gone gone  <hic!>

Intricued to know whats best done vertical though Lottie.  I've looked and looked and no idea what tahat relates to ..... {GG}

As for Alan,  he'd never copy my garden cos that takes a mad pet rabbit thats allowed to roam around pruning as it sees fit ..Gggggggggrrrrrrr   

[undercarriage plan]

Intricued eh Icy......? Sounds painful....! You'd never heard of tahat, tst what a sheltered life you've led, those aliens must have done more damage than previously thought......!!!!  ;) And as to what's best done vertically...the possibilites are endless, cling film wrapping, ice-skating, skiing...erm..karate....driving I find easier vertical, bungy-jumping......Lottie ;D ;D ;D

[dibberxxx]

bungee jumpimg is so much fun when there is no bungee bit painfull ouch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o

[undercarriage plan]

Think will give it a miss.......knowing my luck, elastic will pinged out!!! Bang on head last thing I need... ::) ::) ::) Perhaps Icy's rabbit fancies it?  ;) Lottie  ;D

[dibberxxx]

white fluffy rabbits bungee jumping  ;D ;D ;D what a site

[undercarriage plan]

Not too fluffy, or there may be too much air resistance, parachute effect...Oooo could bungy them with wet, fluffy hair, that should counteract it!!!! See, not just a pretty face!!  ;D ;D ;D

[Icyberjunkie]

Best bet is to starch their ears  and tie thr bungee to their feet.  That way they'd be streamlined like a missile.neeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaa what a  bounce  ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Or clear varnish!!! Would harden beautifully, could sand it really smooth, then polish and would be most streamlined bunny in universe..... ;) May need a bath after though...what with starch, varnish etc....and a carrot for treat...therapy??? ??? Lottie  ;)

[dibberxxx]

lottie icy you are very naughty , poor bunnys every where are running away from you too how can you talk of such a thing  ??? ??? ??? but very funny rofl