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ACE

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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2013, 16:17:00 »
"We're looking for pairs who have the skills and the dedication to compete to be the nation's best kitchen gardener."

That's me out!
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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 16:20:25 »
And me.   Like the 2 for 1 meal offers at the local cavery.    As LOF(lone old female) not eligible.

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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 16:40:02 »
For me it was the skills and dedication that counts me out!!!
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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2013, 17:18:09 »
I'm a lof as well.  My lottie is a husband free zone.

But its the 'perfect carrot' requirement that dooms me.   
« Last Edit: February 14, 2013, 17:21:16 by Digeroo »

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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2013, 17:24:27 »
I'm a lof as well.  My lottie is a husband free zone.

But its the 'perfect carrot' requirement that dooms me.

My husband is a lottie-free zone!

ACE

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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2013, 17:45:00 »
Hey. Come on, it don't mention husbands and wives or men and women. Just a pair, grab yourselves a toy boy or young flibbertigibbet. Your knowledge and their energy should be the recipe for a winner.

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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2013, 17:59:17 »
Can't wait to see ACE and his missus on TV.  The only thing on my allotment today was a dead rat, and I was very brave and buried it, without screaming and asking for help.  I feel sick now just thinking about it.

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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2013, 19:45:54 »
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Can't wait to see ACE and his missus on TV
  Hopefully with the pink fluffy slippers and of course  the green mac. :toothy10:

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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2013, 22:03:05 »
and a nice chandelier!  :icon_cheers:
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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2013, 09:26:05 »
And me.   Like the 2 for 1 meal offers at the local cavery.    As LOF(lone old female) not eligible.

I used to work with someone who went to his local carvey for the 2 for 1 deals and he would order the 2 meals and when they arrived he would pour one into a take away container for his dinner the next day. Often he said he would have the roast 1/2 a chicken meal and make chicken sandwiches for lunch and left overs for dinner the next day :) He would even bring a little lidded pot for the gravy :)

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Re: Wanna be on tv
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2013, 11:13:52 »
And me.   Like the 2 for 1 meal offers at the local cavery.    As LOF(lone old female) not eligible.

On your own eh. What are you like at ironing, cleaning etc. Can you cook, You might be in with a chance when this one goes. Must have your own rotovator though.

 

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