Picture posting is enabled for all :)
"Is erection hard?".......Best topic name ever!!
They also say allow three days to erect a larger one like yours and a minimum of 3 people.
A fellow plotholder nearly took off with his erection. I thought we would have to rescue him from the nearby roof one minute and bit later unwrap him as it whirled round him. I sympathise with your wife having nightmares.