My life is being ruined by the presence of a malign supernatural being. It jumps out at me unexpectedly, often whilst I am passing a mirror, when it replaces my image with a grotesque fat balding toothless caricature of me.
It hides my tools so that I can't find them; they are definitely not where I left them.
It takes money out of my wallet.
It drinks my bottles of beer so that I often have none left for myself.
It has somehow gained access to my banking facilities, invisibly withdrawing funds so that I never have as much as I should have; it loads my credit card with unwanted purchases.
It tampers with my clothes, shrinking them so that they no longer fit my slim frame. And it can change them into no-longer-fashionable styles.
It seems to drink diesel from my pickup, and bizarrely also petrol from the harley It has messed with my clocks, watches, and calendars so that I never have enough time to get things done, it's always later than I thought. And a year, that used to be a leisurely affair, now hurtles by.
It messes with my memory so that I can't recall things that I know I once knew.
any body else get this happing to em? or is it just me.........
