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Squash64

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Missing, believed kidnapped
« on: November 09, 2009, 16:46:22 »
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Someone's kidnapped one of our scarecrows!

We put him near the gate so that our visitors yesterday would be able to find us but when I went to bring him back in, he had gone.

I wonder if we'll get a ransome note?
Betty
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2009, 16:50:42 »
Perhaps the council took him back to their yard? (possible case of mistaken identity, he looks like a council workman)  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 16:52:00 »
 :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2009, 17:40:34 »
Has saddad been around? You know how much he covets one  :o ;D

Seriously though Betty, hope you get him back.

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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2009, 17:42:49 »
Why not let your local paper know?
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2009, 17:50:15 »
I guess he made a great Guy for someone's bonfire. :(

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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2009, 18:00:53 »
or is it a cunning ruse to make another ......  ;)

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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2009, 18:02:16 »
what a sad old world we live in when we can't even leave a scarecrow out!  :-\

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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2009, 18:22:51 »
I didn't do it gov, honest... I have an alibi...  ;D

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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2009, 18:43:42 »
I don't think we'll get him back, his body parts are probably scattered all over the park by now.

I did think of emailing the local Police Station (it's almost opposite the allotments and we get on well with them) and sending a photo but I'm not sure what their sense of humour is like and didn't want to be accused of wasting police time.

1066 - I'll send the photo to the local free paper, it will be a laugh if they print it.

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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2009, 18:47:06 »
Hope it wasn't Kev that has gone missing.

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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2009, 18:51:02 »
Hope it wasn't Kev that has gone missing.

OMG can you just imagine how devastated Shirl would have been?
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2009, 19:29:39 »
You don't think the crows have flown off with it do you Betty.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2009, 20:51:53 »
or the visitors thought it was one of them and put it in the coach  ;D

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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2009, 00:07:21 »
I think you should go to the Police Station.  He looks a bit of a wino to me and he may have been arrested for disorderly conduct and thrown into a police cell.   ;D ;D

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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2009, 09:29:45 »
What a thing to do, is nothing safe any longer? Think you could get in touch with the local paper, just to raise awareness, though you don't want to encourage any copycat incidents either.

We have just had reported a series of crop stealings at our site. Someone broke into a plotholders shed and stole all of their stored onions and garlic, and a row of beetroot was dug up and brussel sprouts taken from other plots. it seems such a mean thing to do after all the work people have put into growing them.  >:( busy_lizzie
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2009, 10:08:45 »
I reckon kevs got rid of him. After all" theres only room for one guy in the village" ;D
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2009, 18:43:47 »
 :P
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2009, 19:01:35 »
I reckon kevs got rid of him. After all" theres only room for one guy in the village" ;D

Love it Shirl!
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Re: Missing, believed kidnapped
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2009, 21:45:11 »
 :P :P
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