Health and safety police are everywhere.
We have a little cafe on our site. It's open 2 hours on a Sunday morning for plotholders, not to the general public. We donate homebaking and a couple of volunteers boil a kettle to make cups of tea and coffee and the money goes into site maintenance and improvement.
The environmental health police decided we are a 'catering establishment' so would have to be inspected. We got a list of faults a yard long and a one star rating - "poor level of compliance with food safety legislation. Much more effort required."
We have no hot running water, no separate hand washing facilities for 'catering staff', no separate toilet for 'catering staff', our homebaking isn't labelled with a full list of ingredients, there is no cleaning rota......... - you get the picture.
The world has gone mad.