I popped into town today and was in a shop for 5 minutes, when I came out there was a parking attendant writing a ticket, I pleaded for him to give a senior citizen a break, but he carried on writing his ticket. So I called him a nazi, which made him all the more determined. I aso called him a sh*thead, so he looked at my tyres and started another ticket, You rotten turd I shouted just before he noticed the road tax was overdue. Another ticket but what the hell, I used my bus pass to day so why should I worry.