Author Topic: Christmas in Trixieworld 2007! (May contain Swearing!) (Read 12841 times)

Froglegs · « **Reply #40 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:37:51 »

Quote from: Trixiebelle on December 30, 2007, 21:39:24

ALL WELCOME ;D

NOBODY KNOWS WHERE I LIVE ;D

Just up the road from me,you just follow the warning signs,"ma duck". ;D

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #41 on:** December 31, 2007, 10:52:51 »

ARGGGHHHHHHHH ;D

Jeannine · « **Reply #42 on:** December 31, 2007, 11:55:32 »

Lish,My furry thing is actually beautiful, can't wear it, can't chuck it, but yes it is a silver fox, complete with head and feet, goes well with the silver shoes!!

I have just recently cut up Mums fur coat, we have found at school that stroking fur calms angry children so Mum, would be thrilled that her precious coat that I couldn't actually wear has been put to a good use. We got a lot of foot squares from it and even the real tough 10 year olds love it.

Morning Trixie, are we worrying you now!! Love you dearly darling, I promise I will wear my Attends and I will not eat eggs, beans, sprouts or onions the day before I come.

XX Jeannine

Rhubarb Thrasher · « **Reply #43 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:19:43 »

Quote from: Trixiebelle on December 30, 2007, 21:39:24

NOBODY KNOWS WHERE I LIVE ;D

What a thought!! All this MADNESS could be going on NEXT DOOR!! RIGHT NOW!!! ;D

Tin Shed · « **Reply #44 on:** December 31, 2007, 14:22:49 »

So it's called a tippet then.......well we have a headless one, curtesy of my mother in law........the head has fallen off/been removed and all we have left is the flat furry body bot with four little legs on each corner!
Even the cats give it a wide berth!!!!

asbean · « **Reply #45 on:** December 31, 2007, 14:42:41 »

My grandmother had one, I remember pretending it was a pet cat - the nearest thing I could get to the real thing at the time, I think I was about 5-6 years old at the time.

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #46 on:** December 31, 2007, 15:03:33 »

I've got one that looks like it's been made out of weasels ::)

sean · « **Reply #47 on:** December 31, 2007, 16:13:01 »

well trix my love i topped yours i think you gave me your virus i have heard about these on the net and i am sure you breathed it on me i just got home from hospital i have severe food poisoning not bad huh the sods wnats me to stay but i talked them in to me bed at home lol
so please at 12 tonite rmember poor little me doubled up in pain you rat
hugs all have a great new year

Jeannine · « **Reply #48 on:** September 24, 2008, 20:41:25 »

I just had to revive this one.. we need a laugh, you need to read it from the start. XX Jeannine

Oh yes..almost forgot, I can be bribed to share Trixies address.. tempt me, I'me easy.

Put the sprouts on now, do you have enough!!

Rhubarb Thrasher · « **Reply #49 on:** September 24, 2008, 22:08:24 »

you're a naughty person Jeannine, bumping this thread. Personally i've got tears of laughter running down my legs.......but for poor Trixie being reminded of all this could send her over the edge :D

star · « **Reply #50 on:** September 24, 2008, 23:11:26 »

Thanks Jeanine.........so very funny Trixie

You take a bribe you say, J?....................................Hmmmmmm 8) ;D

Heldi · « **Reply #51 on:** September 25, 2008, 01:36:31 »

What the ?????

Hyacinth · « **Reply #52 on:** September 25, 2008, 09:22:54 »

H, this (one of the many of Trixie's classic stories ::)) was mentioned in Roo's thread, here:- http://www.allotments4all.co.uk/smf/index.php/topic,45777.0.html
which is why it got bumped...

xxx

Heldi · « **Reply #53 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:07:09 »

Remember it Li...er Hyacinth...just my instant reaction to seeing the word "Christmas" in September lol.

Hyacinth · « **Reply #54 on:** September 25, 2008, 10:19:37 »

....heard White Christmas being played in the shops yet, H? I have...back-end of August, it was. Same shop was selling pre-decorated Christmas trees AND Easter eggs :o

Jeannine · « **Reply #55 on:** September 25, 2008, 12:53:58 »

Come on folks, lets bump something else for the newbies.

XX Jeannine

Hyacinth · « **Reply #56 on:** September 25, 2008, 13:15:16 »

Quote from: Jeannine on September 25, 2008, 12:53:58

Come on folks, lets bump something else for the newbies.

XX Jeannine

OK, agree with the laff, and it's a great idea, but I've got friends lining up the drinks in the pub (hopefully) for 1.30 crash-down, followed by crash-out abt 3.00??) so I can't do a trawl right now....so......Littlest Pumkin, & Pass-the-Parcel 'Give me Sunshine' get my all-time vote right now?.....

XXX (see, I've copied you, J......once-upon-a -time I used to sign off "xxx" ....see how OTT and promiscuous knowing you has made me?)

Rhubarb Thrasher · « **Reply #57 on:** September 25, 2008, 13:26:01 »

my all time favourite was the ambush on the online letters page of the Kingston on Thames (?) newspaper about Culling All The Pigeons, posted by Hyacinth under her previous identity. Ooh! It's still there!
http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/1039169.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons/

i also like Iggy Pop Backstage Concert Requirements from the Smokinggun website, but that had Industrial Levels of Swearing, so you'll have to find that yourselves

Tulipa · « **Reply #58 on:** September 25, 2008, 14:43:40 »

Hyacinth-Li are those all your postings??? ;)

Must have been fun!

T.

manicscousers · « **Reply #59 on:** September 25, 2008, 18:38:25 »

who did the nick names for fellow allotment holders, that had me in stitches ;D

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Author Topic: Christmas in Trixieworld 2007! (May contain Swearing!) (Read 12841 times)