Topic: Jammy or what

[ACE]

Somebody gave me a bird of paradise plant a couple of years ago, I stuck it in the poly tunnel at work and apart fom watering it left it alone. It came out in a couple of blooms last week so I took it home today.
I came in through the door and was greeted by a big smile from the old lady,

I thought you had forgotten again she said,  then I realised it was the wedding aniversary. Me forget said I, I've been all over the place to find you one of these in flower.

Glass of beer in hand, nice dinner in the oven. Who says there ain't a god.

20 years, and you would only get 7 for murder.

[Meg]

Oh how lucky where you. Glad you  made the missus's day.

[Big Al]

If I gave my wife any kind of flower her first question would be...
What have you done??????
followed by......
What do you want????????
I just don't understand it!!!!!!!

Alan

[Hyacinth]

come up smellin of roses din't ya?

 ;D

[ninnyscrops]

Aw... a Bird of Paradise for another Bird of Paradise

[emmy1978]

Phew, that was close!  ;D

[honeybee]

Hmmmmm, well personally i reckon you could talk yourself out of any potentially dangerous situation  :D

Happy Anniversary to you both  :-*

[Wicker]

Have to agree with Honeybee's comment about your smooth tongue, ACE, but just think how much more impressed all we females on here (AND your wife!) would have been if you had followed on with "But that's only part of the surprise the rest is ................" then you could really have shown your appreciation for 20 years together  ;)

[Jeannine]

Oh Wicker, super comment. Oh yes !! Well done priceless XX Jeannien

[ninnyscrops]

I've got 30 years coming in August, hopefully! What do I work on now....... ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Heldi]

Eeeee look at all these sympathetic or light hearted responses ! From women anorl.  ACE you are a cad and a bounder!  You owe your lady an evening of wining and dining. Ofcourse then she'll be wondering "What have you done?" What do you want?"   Hehehe. Get out of that one then!

Happy Anniversary  ;D

[Jeannine]

Heldi your cat is wonderful but I miss your picture all windswept  and  natural, it was pretty picture the face went with the comments XX Jeannine

[Hyacinth]

That's a Very Fine Cat with a Very Fine Name indeed......fancy calling a cat 'Coastal Northumberland'....classy, or wot 8)

[Heldi]

Thankyou Jeannine, (the cheque's in the post.)   ;)  ;D  ;D  ;D

 <-------May I introduce Spook on his pink pillow  ;D

Lish!  I can call Spook "Coastal Northumberland" all I like coz he is deaf,my only problem is if he logs on to this website and reads it .

[Hyacinth]

I think he has.....he's gorn ???

[Trixiebelle]

ACE: "I'm TELLIN' on ya!"  :D