Topic: This years best non gardening achievement

[ACE]

Jez Derek!nearly every time you post on thread a bit more of you goes missing. Hips, knees, eye, Are you sure you are not taking part in war games yourself.

Reminds me of a little song called Side by side

I got married last friday
The preacher said it was my day
As we went down the aisle
Walking in style
Side by side


We got ready for bed when
Here false teeth and wig then
she put on the chair
right over there
side by side

Then to my amazement a little glass eye so small
an arm a leg beside it she put on the chair by the wall

Now my baby and me have soon parted
And I'm broken hearted
Cause I sleep on the chair
there's more of her there
Side by side.

[terrace max]

Helping make a fourth baby. I'm so fertile the crack of dawn has to beware when I'm about...!

Oh, and giving up the car.

[Heldi]

I've successfully potty trained...after all these years

[undercarriage plan]

Well done, Heldi!! Bet your OH is relieved.... ;D ;) Hated that bit of toddlers, little sweeties used to hide behind the sofa to perform, then pretend hadn't...... kinda guessed.. ::)

[Derek]

Ace

It certainly feels like that sometimes....still the surgeons have to have someone to practice on  ;)

The eye problem was through high blood pressure... overdoing it just a bit...wouldn't listen to the Governor.. you takes your chance and take the consequences.

Now next year...I am going to win the lottery!  8)

Derek

[wardy]

Ah dear, you lot  ;D   :'(  Crying with laughin here  :)

Bet the back of your settee honks worse than mine (cos of the dog I might add) Lotty  ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Well, I haven't left it there for the last 4 years!  ::)!! Oh lor, please no!..... runs to check...

[Heldi]

LOL!  ;D

[TULIP-23]

For me  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

THIS YEARS BEST NON-GARDENING ACHIEVEMENT

GETTING TO KNOW YOU LOVELY PEOPLE

THANK YOU SO MUCH 8) 8) 8) 8)

[Derekthefox]

Awww how sweet ... I'm going to start blubbing now ...  ;)

Derekthefox :D

[kentishchloe]

Hmmm, well it's got to be watching my boy learn all the things he's learnt so far - crawling, standing, walking, running. He's just beginning to come out with real words too - pointed a banana yesterday and asked "na-na?"  ;D ;D
Also have made it 15 months without using a single disposable nappy - that's over a tonne of waste that hasn't gone to landfill  :o

[terrace max]

Also have made it 15 months without using a single disposable nappy - that's over a tonne of waste that hasn't gone to landfill 

...and I calculate a saving of (15x4)x£8.99-SUM(£150-0.75x60)= £344.40. Drinks are on you!

[kentishchloe]

Yep - great innit? That's where the money came from for our week in Prague ;D Drank much Budvar 8) 8) (Me & OH I mean, not sprog.... he prefers Staropranem ;))

[TULIP-23]

Even you............ ;D Derekthefox

Must admit they are a great crowd here ;)

[wardy]

I like that Budvar a bit too much  ::)  Limited myself to just the one last night  :)

[Derekthefox]

Tulip,

Even me ... ?  What have I done now ?

Derekthefox ???

[TULIP-23]

Derekthefox ;D

Go so far as to say....EVEN YOU :D