Author Topic: What the .......................????!!!!!!????? (Read 8162 times)

gavin · « **on:** November 14, 2003, 01:31:36 »

What do you wear to the allotment?

Try one of these - http://www.utilikilts.com/ ??? ??? ??? ???

ROFL - Gavin

Mimi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2003, 01:37:46 »

Love it Gavin, do you have to shave your legs or what????

Mrs Ava · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2003, 01:44:10 »

I don't think it's your legs you have to worry about shaving! :o

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2003, 01:58:16 »

That bit only shows if you don`t wear a sporran

campanula · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2003, 12:30:29 »

kilts for bungee jumping!!! do you think they have inbuilt knickers. Just the sort of thing for a windy day weeding.

jethro · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2003, 12:47:52 »

What's wrong with the kilt, i wear one every hogmany :o me being half 'jock' and all, it's not a pretty sight when in full fling on the dance floor :-X . Never tried it with bungee jumping though :-/ , the wind would whistle round the trossacks a bit ::) . The sporran is only used for keeping a half bottle of whiskey in defenitley not money :P .Wouldn't dare wear it down the lottie, too many hens and ducks around pecking away at things ::) . oooeerrr missus.

Tenuse · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2003, 15:35:03 »

Those video adverts are the funniest thing I've seen for a long time!!!

Ten x

jethro · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2003, 15:43:58 »

Videos? videos? what videos ??? am i missing something here as usual :-/ .

Tenuse · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2003, 16:50:58 »

If you go to the kilts link, and click on the "Interactive" bit, there are a whole heap of spoof adverts for the "Utilikilt".

Which include the line, "Only the pansies will know for sure."

Among other gems!

Ten x

jethro · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2003, 17:10:32 »

Cheers Tenuse, you know us men if it's not under our nose then it's lost ;D . Sorry to be rude but when i wear the tartan i'm a true scotsman get my meaning :o .

Tenuse · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2003, 17:29:46 »

Goodness me we are back to the "men as dibbers" thread again!!!!!!

:o :o :o

Ten x

jethro · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2003, 17:36:06 »

Soils too cold this time of year ;D

campanula · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2003, 18:13:50 »

actually, the kilts are pretty neat - my sweethaert would have no problems wearing one -on a trip to India he took to the sarong immediately - in fact, he used to fold his in half to make a kind of mini-skirt. He has great legs - better than mine that's for sure.

cleo · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2003, 20:19:19 »

Many years ago my first half plot was next to an old Estonian(he never did understand my play on words with him)-he was a superb gardener but sometimes wore these odd shorts?-made him look like a 70yr old in nappies.

Mind you he did give some good advice-"you dig in the day and have strong back for the night"

I will leave now :-[

Beer_Belly · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2003, 21:44:00 »

I think half of our plots are run by eastern block folks - I don't know what they do but their sweetcorn was about 20foot tall - I've not had chance to talk to them yet to find outy what other monsters they grow - I'm just on waving terms at the moment. :-X

Ceri · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2003, 21:51:00 »

that's it, from now on the kilts are the staff uniform - Newcastle and London will be hit by scaffolders in kilts from January

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2003, 22:13:10 »

Then the `Builders Cleavage` will be visible from the wrong way up, and the girls will be whistling for a change.

Mrs Ava · « **Reply #17 on:** November 15, 2003, 01:22:22 »

Happy days! :o ;D :o

ina · « **Reply #18 on:** November 15, 2003, 11:02:48 »

Did you see that man on GW yesterday was wearing one? Actually it looked like a woman.

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #19 on:** November 15, 2003, 19:23:28 »

That is, of course, all strictly in accordance with the Beeb`s policy of political correctness - particularly on Beeb 2. If whoever it was also wore tights, then it probably was a man - men are perfectly entitled to wear skirts and tights if they wish (and their wives thongs as well if they play football for Real Madrid). If, on the other hand the person had hairy legs then it was probably the archetypal p.c. BBC2 lady -`cos in these days of sexual equality ladies are supposed to have hairy legs, or they are considered guilty of submission to masculine domination.

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