Author Topic: What the .......................????!!!!!!????? (Read 8165 times)

jethro · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2003, 11:23:17 »

Well i've gone and done it now :-/ , i've promised to do a bungee jump in a kilt for charity ;D :-X , full dress code no wimps allowed ( if you know what i mean :-[ . Will have to take the whiskey out of the sporran as i will need it after the jump ;D . What have i let myself in for? the people will be screaming seeing a sight like that ,i'll be screaming as well, only on the way up as i won't be able to see anything with the kilt around my neck oooeeeerrrr ;D . No i'm not taking pictures thank you very much.

Mimi · « **Reply #21 on:** November 17, 2003, 19:37:04 »

Hi Jethro well if you are going full dress code then we will find out which clan you belong to ;D Apparently if you have two 1/4lb'ers then you are a McDonald :o :o :o :o

jethro · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2003, 10:34:03 »

Hi mimi4555, it's the clan Davidson, you see i have a double barrell surname, but me being a snob i removed the hyphen ;D . We tried to fight the Mcdonalds at Inchburn in Scotland many moons ago but the b*ggers kept throwing Mcflurries at us >:( . 1/4 lb'ers not good enough for this clan, you need at least 2lb'ers ( something for the women to get their teeth into :-/ ) .
I have convinced some of my mates ( at the pub last night ) to do the jump ( with kilts and going commando )
so it should be a laugh, seeing old men screaming their heads off, we have told the wives NO VIDEOS, CAMERAS as they are liable to sell them to the local pubs and clubs >:( ;D .

MagpieDi · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2003, 17:00:54 »

Don't be shy Jethro !! ........time and place..............please!! ;D ;D

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2003, 18:48:03 »

But which one of you is going to play the bagpipes on the way down in true Highland tradition?

P.S. If you`re only half jock, you only need One 2lb`er and one ordinary one

ina · « **Reply #25 on:** November 18, 2003, 20:49:41 »

Jethro, I read on the untilikilt thing that it has modesty snaps to attach the front to the back but ofcourse it will bring in less money for your charity if you do that. On the other hand, if the kilt gets swept up with the force of the bungee jump, the snaps may do damage to the family jewels.

How much did you drink before you made the promise to bungee jump? Please do have a picture taken and post in on the gallery, we won't hold it against you if you paste a black square in a certain place.

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #26 on:** November 18, 2003, 20:59:36 »

I agree, this we gotta see! ;D

Mrs Ava · « **Reply #27 on:** November 19, 2003, 00:37:42 »

Well, I for one will definately hold it against you Jethro if there is any photo editing done! :P However, better than photos, where will this event be taking place? I am sure we could rustle up a bunch of lottie cheerleaders! ;)

jethro · « **Reply #28 on:** November 19, 2003, 10:22:10 »

Listen you lot there is no way i'm telling you where it's at, ;D , no i'm not going to wear modesty straps im not into that kind of kink ( well not yet anway ). Bagpipes maybe, i've always wanted to wrestle an octopus whilst plummeting to my death, weird or what :-/ .

Me and the lads only had 6 pints, so no excuse there for doing it, it might have something to do with the lovely lady whom suggested it ;D . Bloody women ;D .

I repeat no photos videos etc, i know, spoil sport but please i have to keep some decorum hahahahaha

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #29 on:** November 19, 2003, 17:30:31 »

Lottie Cheerleaders!! ;D EJ I have visions of us all, jumping up and down in our wellies, waving carrot tops!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

jethro · « **Reply #30 on:** November 19, 2003, 17:36:36 »

As long as it's just your carrot tops ladies ;D and then i might, just might tell you where it's at :-/ .

jethro · « **Reply #31 on:** November 25, 2003, 16:10:48 »

Well the deed is done ;D , and i will not be doing it again :-[ . I jumped kilt and all, wonderful going down ::) sreaming like a school kid. The only problem was coming back up :-X could see nothing but tartan, i now have two lumps in my neck ??? , but the doctor says he can fix it :-/, my voice is now falsetto instead of bass :-X , my colour is now red instead of green :-X .
This lasted for two minutes, up and down like a yoyo, but the best thing was no photos or videos ;D , sorry ladies, well apart from the wife >:( who has promised to sell them to the highest bidder :-[ , unless i start acting responsible ( ha no chance of that ).
Having just castrated myself ( and 5 others ) one of my so called mates want's to do extreme ironing? :o down Ben Nevis :o , so here we go again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #32 on:** November 25, 2003, 17:15:08 »

Jethro, extreme ironing??!! Sitting on the board, or hanging onto it?? Don't forget to take your starch, and a very long electrical cable, oh and I have plenty of ironing you can take with you if you need any!!
Gargling with TCP should sort out the lumps! DP

Mrs Ava · « **Reply #33 on:** November 25, 2003, 20:47:14 »

Congratulations Jethro! ;D Very brave indeed. So.....how much does your wife want for the pics? :P :o ;)

ina · « **Reply #34 on:** November 25, 2003, 21:43:02 »

You really did it! Great. You said it would be for charity, how did that work and for what charity did you bungee jump in a kilt? What did you jump off?

Mimi · « **Reply #35 on:** November 25, 2003, 21:48:31 »

Well done Jethro,did you raise loads of dosh for your charity :D Extreme ironing ::) sounds very interesting ........ will you be doing it in a kilt ;)

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #36 on:** November 25, 2003, 21:57:09 »

Surely an apron??!!

jethro · « **Reply #37 on:** November 26, 2003, 10:44:27 »

Right, the charity was cancer research, the platform was 150ft :o :-[ , and we raised £2,000 ;D . The extreme ironing will be done in a kilt ::) but i might have to put long johns on, ( what a sight that will be ) as it will be freezing and my meat and two veg are just recovering from the shock :-/ , the lumps have now gone south, if i could only sort out my nose ( funny shape at the moment ) :o .
Apparently the ironing has to be done standing up :o, how will i be able to do that when i'm hurtling down a moutain, bouncing all over ??? , i can hardly stand on flat ground never mind an incline.
The wife >:( has raised £200 up to now for the photo's so i'm bidding 300 :-/ she has shown some in the boozer and the ladies fell about in fits of laughter and are trying to raise more money so they can put them up in the toilets :o :-/ , of course all the money goes to charity so it's in good taste ( i thnk) .

Tenuse · « **Reply #38 on:** November 26, 2003, 11:23:29 »

Well done Jethro what did it feel like to be a young lad again as they ascended!!

Ten x

ps Doubledutch I like your red cross stealing cat!

Hyacinth · « **Reply #39 on:** November 26, 2003, 12:29:41 »

(I've been away, so I'm slowly catching up on the topics & have just found this one :o...)

Jethro! What fun!!! ;D ;D

If you won't post a picture here, will you tell us what pub you drink at, please, when the pix go up in the Ladies?? I'm sure some of us live near enough to pay a visit :P (and if they happen to have a camera in their handbag, well...... not copyrighted, your pix, are they, by any chance??)

And are you on for the Panto? We need a good Props person, as some of these luvvies are sure to want to swing about the stage from wires and contraptions - cheers, Lishka

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