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THE 2003 PANTO
« on: December 20, 2003, 00:39:07 »
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2003, 00:47:41 »
Oh no not anothr thread - PLEEEASE!

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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2003, 00:50:25 »
p*ss off with your cynicism R_F, Hugh is gatherin ghis prose, Doris has a Fantstic solliloquy coming up and Emma Jane is gonna show all the bits you can't see in the pics

Doris is bringing the firemen...
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2003, 00:52:36 »
love you mystic!
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2003, 00:54:08 »
Well, here we go, from the authors  mouth............  
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The script writing has started, Scene 1 completed and Scene 2 started.  So that Lishka can start casting the result so far is:-

THE PANTO

Act 1:
Scene 1 – Opens on a woodland glad, in centre of which stands large tree (oZzY). A ring of village maidens dances around tree, taking it in turns to step forward and kiss the trunk while reciting couplets such as
                      “Wondrous tree so gnarled and old;
                       make my lover tall and bold”
and
                     “Forest tree so strong and wise;
                     send me a husband with blue eyes” etc.

Suddenly all stop and look stage left. Chorus – “Here`s Reginald”
Enter Reginald (Note – Junior male lead; good looking etc) – Sings (to tune of Mary from the Dairy)
                     I`m in love with Dottie from the lottie;
                    and Dottie from the lottie loves me!
Chorus (village maidens) sing repeat (“He`s in love with … etc)
Errrrr think we need our Ozzie!
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2003, 00:54:46 »
flippin heck.........takes so long to load the page......that you have all gone..........
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2003, 00:55:37 »
oooh, ooooh, please miss...........can I stand in as Reg?
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2003, 00:55:51 »
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p*ss off with your cynicism R_F, Hugh is gatherin ghis prose, Doris has a Fantstic solliloquy coming up and Emma Jane is gonna show all the bits you can't see in the pics

Doris is bringing the firemen...


A Charming Mog you are arent you?

Pissed enough as it is, dont want to piss off any more.

Well I am here and waiting for curtain up.
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2003, 00:55:57 »
Thank you EJ. we al express ourselves in our own ways, I try to gather knowledge n fun, other people like to diss my efforts, I still think a get together would be good when I can Tw*t any object of general disapproval, like Mr *

Tis good will towards all men, and I thought I was a tw*t.....
;D
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2003, 00:57:08 »
Ava, so long as it's ok withEJ you are more than welcome! ;D
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2003, 00:59:59 »
::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

..........neat............

........tell me if my hands are cold......... ::) ::)
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2003, 01:00:04 »
s'okay with me.   ;D
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2003, 01:01:43 »
Blimey, EJ, buy the man some thermal gloves for Crimbo!!
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2003, 01:03:00 »
Didn't know we were moving I think a few are still in the other shed.We need to fetch HUGH can't start the Panto without him after all his hard work.
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2003, 01:03:05 »
So much for the panto. I'm off back to the party. And Delia of course ;), no sign of her here.
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2003, 01:03:58 »
..........s'okay,................am breathing on them...........

........just relax........

mmmmmmmmmm ::) ::) :-* :-*
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2003, 01:07:37 »
Goodness me Doris, didn't know you could get your legs back there!  i guess thats all the work on the lottie limbering up the muscles!   :o
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2003, 01:07:52 »
Think mysticmog had better stand in for oZzY for the time being (think someone`s been putting rhubarb leaves in his spiffs).  But can you stand all that kissing from the village maidens, mystic?
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2003, 01:09:08 »
............now this has gotten interesting......... :o :o
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Re: THE 2003 PANTO
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2003, 01:09:45 »
I am puckering mystic....you game?
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