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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #60 on: December 19, 2003, 23:38:38 »
I have heard you can get cream for the green ones BB
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #61 on: December 19, 2003, 23:41:02 »
mmmmmmmmmmmm nice sausages Richard!   :P
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #62 on: December 19, 2003, 23:41:54 »
Haven't you tried the Kebabs yet EJ Green budgies with slices of red pepper and Onion they're great.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2003, 23:43:02 »
As i said earlier,the punch was made by whatever you lotties donated from what you had left over at the end of the season.Parsnips,carrots,leeks,onions,radishes,in fact anything edible.trouble is,it looked more like a stew when i'd finished so it was up to the SECRET ingredient to spice things up a bit.Seems to be going down well.Trouble is,if you think that when it's gone you can get onto the normal stuff...TOUGH!!

There's a water butt out the back full of some more.Turn the tap on to fill your own glass,I'm off to play with a fireman.Or just lie underneath the tap.I'm past caring.

I've been tasting the SECRET ingredient all day and now i'm a liccle bit thipsy.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2003, 23:43:23 »
Thing is BB, steering clear of onion tonite, potential tongue action and all  :P, don't want death breath!   ;D
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #65 on: December 19, 2003, 23:45:21 »
How comes there is two parties going on can some one explain did not think the punch was that strong
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2003, 23:48:26 »
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Haven't you seen that Firelady Richard??????/Glad that you pointed the time out EJ had forgotten we'd to pay after 10 o clock.Didn't rate that one too highly. Said he had a Pink Budgie did I want to see it .Pink Budgie indeed.


Where do you think i have just been budgie nudge nudge wink  wink know what i mean.  That firefighter can put my fire out any day.

Got interupted by the other party though. Dragged me in for a drink (hic). or three. Lost count now.

Any punch left mags?
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #67 on: December 19, 2003, 23:50:48 »
Only a water butt full,Richard.Do help yourself.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #68 on: December 19, 2003, 23:51:49 »
Wow, what s in that!!!

absholutely fantashtic

muchst have some more. Hic Hic!
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #69 on: December 19, 2003, 23:52:05 »
Evening all, how is it going...?

sorry about the tights.......they were all my wife would let me borrow...........

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Have I missed much?
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #70 on: December 19, 2003, 23:55:02 »
Are wie scharing thisch withe the otheress?

If sho they schoulde get thereee ownes.

Left me tooo pisched for any thing. that firefihgter wili be moscht dichsapointed, if ive gost brews droopy
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #71 on: December 19, 2003, 23:57:03 »
as I am feeling genrus and a bit pished cos of the SECRET extra bit,the punch will stay free,but all tother drinkies are now dubble so its punch or pay hay hay ;D ;D  
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #72 on: December 19, 2003, 23:57:18 »
At lascht another man.

Boy have you micssed a party banana.

ave sme punch before I drinks it allup
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #73 on: December 20, 2003, 00:00:26 »
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as I am feeling genrus and a bit pished cos of the SECRET extra bit,the punch will stay free,but all tother drinkies are now dubble so its punch or pay hay hay ;D ;D  


I thinks ill schich to theee punchy mags (hic)

That or warter (double hic)

Off now ththe other parrrty to seeee howee they be getting along (hic).

Save some punchy fore meeee
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #74 on: December 20, 2003, 00:02:29 »
Richard......what were you doing in that cupboard with the firemen......?

.........and thanks....I'll take some of the punch.........
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #75 on: December 20, 2003, 00:15:10 »
Oh dearie dear.Just been raided by some nice men in a blue uniform.Dwunk in charge of a water butt.Have to close the bar down.,I'm told.So we shall join you next door at the party.If you want some freebie punch,come and get the water butt,it,s half full now that Richard's finished guzzling.

Twied to get the boys in blue to join the firemen.maybe later........
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #76 on: December 20, 2003, 00:15:25 »
Pls to draw attention 2 suggestion on other Lurrrrrvvvelly party string.....

M the destroyer of threads.....

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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #77 on: December 20, 2003, 00:17:37 »
Im BAAACK

Just been out for some fresh air an to sober up a little, popped in on the othe bar, to see how there getting on,

Seems more folks have turned up over there.

FireMEN in the cupboard Ava?  What sort of bloke do you think i am?  Ask Delia (the short dark haired one) and shell tell you what side I bat for thank you.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #78 on: December 20, 2003, 00:21:43 »
Moi? guzzling all the punch

Gerrof, I' only just got back from the other bar,

Now see what trouble you get in to while I am gone. Dear oh dear.

By the way IS thereany punch left? wouldnt mind another glass before we go next door.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #79 on: December 20, 2003, 00:30:06 »
Sorry,Richard,no clean glasses left.Just turn the tap on and lie underneath.You might as well finish it up.
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