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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2003, 23:08:00 »
Has anyone seen Dottie P.she out there somewhere with a dozen or so Firemen???????????Trust her I bet shes round the back.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2003, 23:09:40 »
Doris playing with Hugh in his uniform?
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2003, 23:09:55 »
.....perhaps she's putting them through their paces first.......
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2003, 23:10:07 »
I hope they haven't all forgotten that drinks are only free until 10pm.Yes,plenty of scrumpy.the veggie punch is for people like Robin who wants to keep a clear head.(But she doesn't know what the SECRET ingredient is.) Could blow your head off.

Mystic,you ask Teresa if fish have feelings! not that we are getting into that tonight.No disagreements or fights please,the firemen are due any minute.

Doris,behave yourself.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2003, 23:10:52 »
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ooohhh, R_F!  Not no-one talking to you, much pontification/reading/taking in/doin something else going on...

What your best meat (giggles in girlish way over psuedo inuendo (really, can't spell)

M  ;D



??? ??? ??? ??? ??? Mystic?

I amconfused and hardly a drop has touched my lips.

Whats my best meat?  That would be telling. Though i do like a nice rare steak, with no fat or grissle.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2003, 23:12:43 »
Opps, sorry you lot, thought I had missed the party and have started another party thread!
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2003, 23:12:46 »
That mean you be circumsised then R?

Is that 2 rude....

Isnt this party supposed to be in shed, has escaped....
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2003, 23:13:22 »
...so my wisest option is to stick to water then!.....
..........This tinsel is starting to itch already....... anyone got any calamine........
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2003, 23:13:27 »
I too love all animals but I enjoy meat sorry to all vedges as long as the animals are well taken care of and dont suffer I am all right.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2003, 23:15:25 »
I wondered who'd guzzled the brandy when i wasn't looking.,Mystic.We only have a few men at the moment,don't go upsetting them.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2003, 23:15:43 »
Hello there revellers!  How are we all this evening?  All looking very good indeed, and the sprout decorations are simply stunning!   ;D
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2003, 23:16:53 »
oh eck

You lot are incorrigible. (try spelling that after a few).

Got a drink now thanks. Mmm needed that.

Will try the punch a bit later. Iam intrigued by the secret ingredient.
I know lets all try to guess what it could be.

I vote for meths.

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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2003, 23:17:04 »
...... So Dotty-P you were off playing with yourself...... is that any way to party
  and setting deliberate traps for the fireman
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2003, 23:17:06 »
Hello same age lady, Doris has brought LOVERLY firemen...
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2003, 23:17:56 »
HIYA dOTTIE i've been looking for you.Was worried in case you had all those Firemen and couldn't cope on your own Calomine no sorry not something I usually keep in my evening bag.Being a bit on the small side.The bag that is.
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2003, 23:17:59 »
No Richard, its Benellin!   :o
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2003, 23:18:56 »
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That mean you be circumsised then R?

Is that 2 rude....

Isnt this party supposed to be in shed, has escaped....


Very, even for here.

flipping cheeky mare!

Thats MY business
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2003, 23:19:32 »
Did someone mention firemen lets all have another drink to toast our Dottie
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2003, 23:20:50 »
......How do you circumcise a whale?


..... Send down four skin divers.......
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Re: Landlady calls for some decorum
« Reply #39 on: December 19, 2003, 23:21:24 »
oooooo, just look at this one!  ::)  Muscles in all the right places!  hmmmm happy days!

Anyhow, anyone for a glas of red stuff, just opened a bottle (actually already downed one earlier whilst waiting for the kids to settle) so and feeling a licklye pished already!   ;D

And isn't 33 the age to be!
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