Ooooh broody.

[Hyacinth]

She is an English bird...it will have to be Bertha!

 

A very fine name indeed

"Bertha, Bertha
What on earth ya
Dooin with the neighbour's kids?

A-smotherin, a-motherin,
a-fussin and a-botherin
Ya bum's not big enough
this time."

"Oh yes it is, I'll have you know,
My bum's so big and fine
And when I'm done,
Den tells me.. "Hon,
Next Time they'll all be mine"

[Heldi]

Bertha it is then!

Black pudding Bertha ,she's the real queen of the shoooow!