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Title: How do men do it?
Post by: Gadget on July 13, 2011, 14:48:32
Can anyone tell me how men manage to have a shower in less than 10 minutes?

I spend 5 minutes getting the thing to warm up only to then spend 5 minutes trying to get it to the right temperature, and this before I even get in it? :-\ 
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: GRACELAND on July 13, 2011, 14:52:53
jump in  put shower on feet till temp is right  - wet body and hair  soap all over  wash hair rinse off  done

mind you son  can be in shower over 30 mins  ;D
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: grannyjanny on July 13, 2011, 15:23:56
It's me that complains. I have a 'quick lick' & OH takes an age. He does wash his hair every time though.
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Gadget on July 13, 2011, 15:27:38
Quote from: GRACELAND on July 13, 2011, 14:52:53
jump in  put shower on feet till temp is right  - wet body and hair  soap all over  wash hair rinse off  done

I think it would take me all day to get over the shivery stage on that on  :)

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It's me that complains. I have a 'quick lick' & OH takes an age. He does wash his hair every time though.

....mind you Granny that is pretty impressive talk about girl power. :)
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Bugloss2009 on July 13, 2011, 15:34:13
not only that, but i'm sure a lot of men save even more time by having a wee while they're ar it. WHo said men can't multitask?  :o
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: GRACELAND on July 13, 2011, 15:37:11
Quote from: Bugloss2009 on July 13, 2011, 15:34:13
not only that, but i'm sure a lot of men save even more time by having a wee while they're ar it. WHo said men can't multitask?  :o


:o :o :o :o :o

How Rude

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Gadget on July 13, 2011, 15:38:37
that is so wrong!!!! think I'll be buying bleach based cleaning products from now on.... ;D ;D
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: GRACELAND on July 13, 2011, 15:39:22
Quote from: Gadget on July 13, 2011, 15:38:37
that is so wrong!!!! think I'll be buying bleach based cleaning products from now on.... ;D ;D


and me   ;D
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Bugloss2009 on July 13, 2011, 15:42:46
admit it, you're only  jealous
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: grannyjanny on July 13, 2011, 15:45:33
No we're not jealous, we are Laaaaaaaaadies. ;D ;D ;D. I have just cleaned the bathroom with bleach based cleaner, just in case ;).
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Gadget on July 13, 2011, 15:47:42
Quote from: Bugloss2009 on July 13, 2011, 15:42:46
admit it, you're only  jealous

I am jealous of many things like Elle McPherson's legs, Adele's voice and of any woman that goes out with George Clooney but I can honestly say I'm not jealous of piddling in the shower  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: goodlife on July 13, 2011, 17:33:41
Laaaadddiiiiieeees..urea is used in hand and foot creams..you are smearing it all over yourself anyway..so little 'splash' in shower only does good for you. :-X ;D
No I'm not refering to golden showers... ::)
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: BarriedaleNick on July 13, 2011, 18:04:28
10 mins in a shower is an age  :o
2 mins tops and that includes a wee!!  ;)
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Bugloss2009 on July 13, 2011, 18:10:32
here;s a bit of fun, laadies. Why not ask your OH if he;s ever had a wee in the shower, and see how many of them come over all shifty looking
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: gp.girl on July 13, 2011, 19:45:11
Quote from: Bugloss2009 on July 13, 2011, 18:10:32
here;s a bit of fun, laadies. Why not ask your OH if he;s ever had a wee in the shower, and see how many of them come over all shifty looking

Just asked him and he said eeeeyoh or some thing like that and anyway its baths around here  :)

I can get up, loo, bath, dress and clean teeth before he's got to the bathroom  ::)
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: grawrc on July 13, 2011, 20:01:12
I have more problems with people who wee in the swimming pool..... :-X  ...at least in the shower it goes straight down the drain not straight in your mouth.
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Jeannine on July 13, 2011, 20:33:35
Excuse me...but who said piddling in the shower was limited to men.

I take about 2 minutes in the shower including  shampooing my long hair, no soap just shower stuff that does body and hair.

No electric showers here just a fitting in the bathroom from the hot water sytem, turn on ther tap it runs into the bath, pull a thingy up and it comes from the shower fitting so temp is adjusted before I get in.

John on the other hand stands there for ages and soaks...

XX Jeannine
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: cornykev on July 13, 2011, 20:49:34
I'm out in under 5, thats a wash and a wee, it saves flushing the loo, I look on it as saving water.  :P
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: dtw on July 13, 2011, 23:11:17
Women wee in the shower too, wasn't there that girl off Big brother who did?

A nice long bath for me, and no weeing in it.  :-X
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: ACE on July 14, 2011, 06:01:50
Like Kev, I'm in and out like a flash. Peeing in the shower saves her constant moaning about missing the bowl ;)
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Digeroo on July 14, 2011, 06:19:24
Shame on you all for peeing in the shower.  Think of all that waste of compost accelerator and brassica fertilizer. ;D ;D

No problem showering and washing hair in about two minutes I hate showers.  Used to love baths but found I picked up fungal infections.

I learned how to shower quickly after hockey at school.

Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Uncle_Filthster on July 14, 2011, 23:21:46
How can it take longer than 10 mins unless you have to reheat the water?
The longest part of having a shower for me is washing and conditioning my curly viking locks of power that come down to my arse.  ;D  I'm still out in under 10 mins, but then I have to get the brush out...
Title: Re: How do men do it?
Post by: Bugloss2009 on July 14, 2011, 23:27:04
"Women Are From Venus, Men Pee In The Shower"