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Rhubarb Thrasher
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Re: Please Hijack this thread...
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Reply #80 on:
August 02, 2007, 07:27:29 »
a tap on the knee cures water on the brain???? Show me your Medical Qualifications, I don't believe a word of it
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shirlton
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August 02, 2007, 18:29:02 »
I used to suffer from this a few years ago
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scotch-mist
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Reply #82 on:
August 04, 2007, 02:24:36 »
Last week I took budding Monty, aged 2yrs to church with me,
about half way through the service he started with the 'what's that ?'
questions.
He eventually got bored with light fittings and counting spiders webs and in the loudest voice possible, at the longest lull in the service ever, asked
" IS THAT MAN SLEEPING ?" pointing to the man right next to me.
The poor sod sat bolt upright, while the entire congregation turned to see who my innocent wee monster was talking about ;D ;D ;D
By this time the mans wife looked at me with a face on her like a bulldog chewing a wasp ;D ;D ;D
I think it will be a while before I go back to church again :P
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Emagggie
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Reply #83 on:
August 04, 2007, 07:45:59 »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm sure God had a smile. ;)
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cazy
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Reply #84 on:
August 04, 2007, 13:09:33 »
If he didn't, we did. ;D
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Carol
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Reply #85 on:
August 04, 2007, 13:57:46 »
Hey that woman goes to our church too SM. I try my best to make her smile... I definately do not put her on a door to welcome folk to church!!!! ;)
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cleo
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Reply #86 on:
August 04, 2007, 17:50:20 »
I wonder about deep and meaningful questions from my childhood-did Dan Dare ever conquer the Mekon? And did Desperate Dan get CJD from eating too many cow pies? After sewers were put in what happened to Dan Dan the lavatory man?-I`m in a Dan mode ;D
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Jeannine
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Reply #87 on:
August 04, 2007, 17:54:12 »
Dan Dan the Dreary man was a lovely old man from our church who was THE most boring speaker ever created!! All his passion was in his heart which was pure goldXX
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Rhubarb Thrasher
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Dark Side Of The Rhubarb
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Reply #88 on:
August 04, 2007, 19:07:56 »
Desperate Dan opened a vegetarian restaurant in Hove with his partner, the late Larry Grayson. He choked to death on a piece of tofu in 1989
Dan Dare couldn't stand the celebrity of being famous. He is now hiding in a hole in Africa, hoping that no-one will see him.................
Daniel Dan (the lavatory man) came to a sticky end in "Carry on Screaming"
The Mekon is now the leader of the Liberal Democrats
Sir Mekon Campbell
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grawrc
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Reply #89 on:
August 04, 2007, 22:54:28 »
Ming? I think you've got him quite wrong. He went to school with my husband who had a lot of time for him if not necessarily his politics.
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johnslottie
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Reply #90 on:
August 05, 2007, 13:09:33 »
Is this Ming ? Talkative when the wind blows the right way ;)
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Jeannine
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Mapleridge BC Canada
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Reply #91 on:
August 05, 2007, 14:07:39 »
MING..don't talk to me about Ming..he is Merciless.
He is responsible for the floods and hurricanes you know cos he has a nitron lamp on Mars that extracts the nitron from the Earth's atmosphere and that is causing the problems we are all having now.
It's true,I know cos I have a film about it. He has done it before and Flash Gordon had to go off with his friend Dr.Zarkov to sort him out.
They found him in his throne room messing with his thing and they blew it up.
Golly Gee, perhaps we need to get Flash back again but I suspect he is dead or at least in an oldies home. Not Ming though cos he is immortal.
Really scary stuff!!
Does anyone know where to find a good substitute for Flash
XX Jeannine
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Trixiebelle
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Reply #92 on:
August 05, 2007, 14:56:14 »
Did anyone here watch the Charlie Chan movies? I was fascinated by them at VERY early age!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan
And don't talk to me about Ming the merciless. He was a RIGHT git!
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grawrc
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Reply #93 on:
August 05, 2007, 18:09:23 »
We use dilute Domestos. My son is allergic to Flash. ;D ;D
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Rhubarb Thrasher
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Dark Side Of The Rhubarb
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Reply #94 on:
August 05, 2007, 18:17:25 »
Dom-Estos! Saviour Of The universe!! doesn't have the same ring to it
I liked the original Flash with Larry Buster Crabbe at saturday morning cinema. The main feature was usually some Children's Film Foundation rubbish with those annoying kids from The Doubledeckers
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Jeannine
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Reply #95 on:
August 05, 2007, 19:06:00 »
Twice this has come up in as many weeks so we are all set to watch the whole Buster Crabbe series tonight.I don't know how far we will get as I usually turn it off...John still has fantasies about Dale Arden and I can't be doing with the competition these days!!
Number 1. 1936, 13 chapters, Spaceship to the Unknown.
Tanner an entry and lollies at halftime if anyone is local..
XX Jeannine
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scotch-mist
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Reply #96 on:
August 06, 2007, 00:52:33 »
Just in from work , so only now getting back to this thread.
Regarding budding Monty's church escapades,
I have been told by everyone i meet that the entire congregation all noticed that poor sod sleeping every week in church, up until now they were all too polite to say anything ;D ;D ;D
Apparently he hasn't done it since ;D ;D ;D
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scotch-mist
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Reply #97 on:
August 06, 2007, 01:29:28 »
Cleo, deep and meaningful questions from childhood ?
Budding Titchmarch asked me the other day "who is God?
I said...God created everything and everybody.
Budding.....where does he live?
Me..........In heaven
Budding ......where's heaven?
Me....... up in the sky above the clouds
Budding......Is God a boy or a girl?
Me .... A boy (I think ???)
Budding....Is he a good boy or a bad boy?
Me........a good boy
Budding.....does he have lots of toys in his house?
Me......probably
Budding.....does he have a chimney in his house?
Me......I think so
Budding ......Does Santa leave him lots of toys at Christmas for being good?
Me......I would say he does, why are you asking all these questions about God?
Budding.....because when it was thundering and lightning, you said that I shouldn't be scared because it was only God moving his furnature, and Budding Monty asked me why God was moving his furnature and I said it was to make room in his bedroom for all the new toys that Santa was going to bring him at Christmas. I was right ,wasn't I?
Me.... :P That's right darling ;D ;D ;D
What have I started ;D ;D ;D
What an imagination ;D ;D ;D
He is only 4 ;)
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Jeannine
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Reply #98 on:
August 06, 2007, 09:45:57 »
Wonderful that he is askingXX
We used to say that he sent the thunder and lighning to rattle the clouds so they burst because the plants needed the rain
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Trixiebelle
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You looking at me? Huh?
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Reply #99 on:
August 07, 2007, 19:42:43 »
Ha ha hah HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14ywPDqWrHU
aS YOU WERE!
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