Author Topic: A4A Panto....GG (Read 18731 times)

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #60 on:** December 22, 2005, 17:48:48 »

:o :o :o
Delilah, put the poor man down and your wax spreaders back in the pot.....his slippers have gone all limp now!!
Erm......worriedly biting her knuckles....script?

Derek · « **Reply #61 on:** December 22, 2005, 18:05:30 »

We have a xylaphone, a drum we are getting there...

Hey! someone's pinched my box.... I nipped out for a Jimmy Riddle, two minutes, and me box has gone.

How am I expected to conduct when I can't see the orchestra?

Derek

Delilah · « **Reply #62 on:** December 22, 2005, 18:10:19 »

Do I have to do everything.....................waxing, costume design, box retrieving.........................................here it is Derek typical man, twas starring you straight in the face and script writing too.................... ;) ;D

terrace max · « **Reply #63 on:** December 22, 2005, 18:27:21 »

I wish to complain. Ady's dressing room is CLEARLY bigger than mine...

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #64 on:** December 22, 2005, 18:35:25 »

Max, have you seen the size of his slippers.... ;D
Dalilah....er...if you really want to remove all hair from cast members feel free, pet.......but ain't getting that stuff near me.....!! Had a bad experince..... ::)

Icyberjunkie · « **Reply #65 on:** December 22, 2005, 18:50:38 »

Never mind all tha bickering! I mean I have to be the wicked godmother or whatever and my dress is way to small, I walked into the dressing rom and I'm shoooooooor it was a mop cupboard beforeand someone even left a box and a drum in there. I know cos I fell over them....got bruised shins now.

If I'm head of the family I should at least have a big room especially as I'll havce to practice so hard at being nasty instead of nice all the time. SO SHUT UP WIV THE BICKERING OR I'LL SEND YOU DOWN THE MINES...ALRIGHT!!!!!! >:(

......AND WHERE ARE MY DARN LINES!!!!!!!

Iain

jaggythistle · « **Reply #66 on:** December 22, 2005, 19:07:17 »

Here was me thinking he needed the bigger dressing room.....you seen
the size of his arse in that dress....!!!!!! ::) ::) ::)....and I am sooooo
stamping my foot...got relieved of my duties lost me bloody lamp...
if they send me down the mines...will be lost without me lamp :'( :'( :'( :'(
I soooooooooo hate the dark !!!!!!! :o :o :o :o

jaggythistle · « **Reply #67 on:** December 22, 2005, 19:14:06 »

I can't be cinders.....4 day stubble here...they don't do glass slippers size 14
my hairs a ness...mind you I disagree is not as big as icys might have to snaffle
his cob boots though...need to keep a space down my fishnets for a wee half bottle and these white lace knickers are diggin in.....would you lot mind if I
just sat in front row and threw rotten veg at you all...???? ;D ;D ;D ;D

redimp · « **Reply #68 on:** December 22, 2005, 19:18:08 »

Can I have two dozen warm white towels please and two cases of Evian? Now!!!

terrace max · « **Reply #69 on:** December 22, 2005, 19:20:35 »

That's it ! Get me my agent! I resign!

redimp · « **Reply #70 on:** December 22, 2005, 19:24:42 »

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Get her!!!!!

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #71 on:** December 22, 2005, 19:45:27 »

Right!! Am roaring, in a gentke kitten like manner... ::) Jags go see Delilah...you asked for it.. ;D here's a torch..
.Ady.....just.... ;D ;D ;D ;D,
Max...no you don't!!!
OK and script....script will be ready in approx 4 glasses of wine time..now geet down the pub and would someone please pick up Aiken!!!
Strolls out of the room, whilst tripping over Derek's blessed box!! If I get booted, I'll...I'l......Ooooo!

redimp · « **Reply #72 on:** December 22, 2005, 21:16:38 »

Could you put this in the script for me love?

Three blondes were stranded on a small island. As they were walking down the beach, they found a lamp. On the side it said, "Rub here for three wishes."

As it was getting dark, and there was little in the way of shelter, they decided to rub the lamp, and out popped a Genie: "I will give each of you one wish."

The first blonde wishes to become a brunette. She then swims across the lake.

The second blonde wishes to become a red head. She gets in a boat and rows across the lake.

The third blonde wishes to be a man. He walked across the bridge.

;D

AikenDrum · « **Reply #73 on:** December 23, 2005, 05:30:39 »

< .... tries on his/her costume .. "Does my bum look big in this ?"

Derek · « **Reply #74 on:** December 23, 2005, 08:39:23 »

RC...You are pushing your luck sunshine when the ladies see that....funny though...

You will be thrown down in the orchestra pit with me...Its OK there's a brew waiting in the corner

Derek

Svea · « **Reply #75 on:** December 23, 2005, 08:53:01 »

oh my god! i seem to have missed all preparations for the panto!
so i reckon i will sit in the first row (in the audience) with my lovely basket of freshly rotten eggs and tomatos ;D

when does the show start? i havent got all day

MikeB · « **Reply #76 on:** December 23, 2005, 08:55:38 »

You realise you will have to do all the booing and shouting out 'he's behind you' no slackers in this panto

Svea · « **Reply #77 on:** December 23, 2005, 08:56:17 »

i can multitask, mike! ;D

MikeB · « **Reply #78 on:** December 23, 2005, 08:59:24 »

I guess you're female then, I've often wondred what it's like (multitasking I mean), sigh.....

terrace max · « **Reply #79 on:** December 23, 2005, 09:56:37 »

Overrated... ;)

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