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Carry a knife, gun, or climb a tree.
Every school day for over a month, my children have had to wade through a river of sewage from a broken sewer near the school gate. Along with a number of other parents, I have spent ages talking to different people and different authorities/companies to try to get it fixed. It may now be mended by the end of this week, 6 weeks after first being reported to Thames Water. This is Britain. These are our values. So, if we had wild monsters in Britain, what would happen? Everyone would find someone else to blame. Call centres would put you on hold. Tabloids would blame immigrants. And we would be eaten.
I have a friend who watches mountain lion; he says they're extremely shy, very hard to get near, and completely unlike their image. The same could be said for wolves, the only 'ferocious' animal that anyone's suggested reintroducing here. I'd be all in favour; they're needed to control the deer in the Highlands. But I can't see it happening.
I think that bears out what I said; there are very few attacks until recent years. Something's changed; maybe they're becoming acclimatised to humans as the population rises?
That's why there's a problem. If you go to the Highlands, it's mostly open moor, with forestry plantations surrounded by massive deer fences while the trees are young. If you look at the little islands on the lochs, you'll see a hint of the natural vegetation; pine forest. The trees were cut down in the 17th and 18th Centuries for charcoal (I've seen stumps in the bogs which still bear the marks on the axe), wolves were exterminated at the same time, and overgrazing has prevented regeneration, as well as causing serious soil erosion in places. The sheep farmers would be up in arms though.
I was involved with a software company from Colorado and the main man there was quite inspirational (and completely weired from an English perspective) and he would read passages of stories he'd written in between sections of a lecture. One of his central themes was Coyotes, and it seems these creatures have something of a mythology, though I don't think it's easy to understand it without understanding so much more about the history and geography of that bit of North America. I'd like to understand more.And much as I like the idea of wild animals, I'm very happy that we don't have anything more dangerous than foxes and badgers in the British Isles - though I did get chased by a pheasant last year.