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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Squash64 on September 01, 2010, 16:12:15
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not that I've got vast experience, of course. ;)
These are a couple of the 'Peter Pepper' I've grown, which are advertised as the 'pornographic pepper' or the 'p***s pepper'.
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I've shown them to a few people and asked them if they remind them of anything and nobody guessed what they are supposed to be.
I only grew them as a joke, but my husband thinks they are actually quite nice. (I didn't tell him about the p***s thing :o)
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Nope don't remind me of anything I've ever encountered !!!!!!!!!!!
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Oooh Matron! Take Them Away!
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Or wish to ;) Manouche.
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These are a couple of the 'Peter Pepper' I've grown, which are advertised as the 'pornographic pepper' or the 'p***s pepper'.
How about renaming them "Willie Wonka"? ;D ;D ;D
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They look geriatric to me XX Jeannien
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How about renaming them "Willie Wonka"? ;D ;D ;D
or wonky willies ;D ;D ;D
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I've just given myself a coughing fit laughing at these replies. ;D
The men on the forum are being strangely quiet though...... ;)
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ok squash - is that honestly the first time you've had two in your hand at the same time ? :o
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LOL. I got a pack of these a few years ago... but never got around to trying any, so it's great to see yours!!! definately Wonky Willies!!! ;D
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They look a bit red to me.XX Jeannine
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Oh good lord, I was having a quick look at the site from my phone on the way home from work (hoping that all was still calm!!) and I saw this title and thought, oh no! A porn attack! LOLOL. The replies are giving me a chuckle ;D
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Think they're a bit disadvantaged compared to these....
(http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/2004/11/29/Geo1ThiChi/9b0937.jpg)(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CO0zjjgBW3s/SpGHVGTNZOI/AAAAAAAADQE/1ssynWs2zfo/s400/peter+peppers+1.jpg)
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well I think squash64's ones look OK. In fact, i'd be happy with the one one the right
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I wonder what show judges would think if one put three of these into a village competions LOLOL ;D I bet it would make some of the villagers chuckle!!! ummm... I wonder for next year?!!!
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I like the middle one, just not keen on the colour!xxx
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Esther Rantzen would have had a field day with those... ;D ;D
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Well it's just the same old question.. which do you prefer, the short fat ones or the long thin ones. :o
XX Jeannine
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Wonderful thread, normality reigns ;). thank you.
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ok squash - is that honestly the first time you've had two in your hand at the same time ? :o
Help, I can't stop coughing again!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Oh good lord, I was having a quick look at the site from my phone on the way home from work (hoping that all was still calm!!) and I saw this title and thought, oh no! A porn attack! LOLOL. The replies are giving me a chuckle ;D
When I posted it, I included the real word for a p***s, but because of the dodgy language rule, it got changed to 'thingy' which made me laugh even more because I'd written "p***s thing" and it was changed to "thingy thing".
It also made me laugh that it's ok to write about lots of penises as in the title, but not one on its own.
I don't think any of what I've just written makes much sense, but I know what I mean.
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Think they're a bit disadvantaged compared to these....
(http://pics.davesgarden.com/pics/2004/11/29/Geo1ThiChi/9b0937.jpg)(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CO0zjjgBW3s/SpGHVGTNZOI/AAAAAAAADQE/1ssynWs2zfo/s400/peter+peppers+1.jpg)
In the width department maybe, but my penises are much longer........... ;D
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Think they're a bit disadvantaged compared to these....
In the width department maybe, but my penises are much longer........... ;D
OMG I can't believe I've just written that, it makes it seem like I've got multiple penises.
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The lady on the left looks like she is in shock.. cos she probably didn't think you had any!!
I think the one on the far right of the hand looks guilty..what he "been up to|"
Do they come in blue?
XX Jeannine
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OMG, nearly wet myself laughing ;D ;D ;D
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Lets hope they don't
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Squash. You state you have no vast experience but confess HOW MANY have you actually seen?
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Lorna, I am shocked,from someone as cultured and ladylike as you. Is this going to be a fess up post now we have had show and tell.. :o
You go first eh!!! ::)
XX Jeannine
PS you be careful here squash..I would.. mind you judging by the number of them laid on hand it makes you wonder if they are trophies
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OK. Have never grown any so none in my garden, have seen a few in Tesco's and one or two elsewhere LOL
Jeannine ladylike? Are you sure yo are talking about me?
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I have been to Tescos and never ever seen any penises. Perhaps I was in the wrong aisle or the right one, depending if you wish to see penises in Tesco. Thank heaven I shop in Morrisons.
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Squash. You state you have no vast experience but confess HOW MANY have you actually seen?
Well Lorna, I must have seen about 50 penises, and most in the past couple of months. I was quite shocked when I saw the first one but now I take it for granted that I'm going to see new penises every day. It's fascinating to see the different shapes and sizes, I never realised there would be such variation in them.
I'm definitely going to spread the word about penises at the allotments and maybe have a competition next year for the best one. I wonder if I could get someone famous to come and judge them?
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I have been to Tescos and never ever seen any penises. Perhaps I was in the wrong aisle or the right one, depending if you wish to see penises in Tesco. Thank heaven I shop in Morrisons.
Ah, but did you ask for them at Customer Services? I'm sure they would have been very helpful and might even have sent an assistant to look for some penises for you.
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Nowt but a load of slappers ;D
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I had a brilliant weekend, laughter all the way with our family meetings and now Squash's post has kept me giggling all week. Thanks Squash and all contributors.
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Well Tony and I went to see Betty (Squash) this morning and I saw the thingies with me own eyes. Had a good firk around on her plot and we came away thinking that she must be a phalic worshipper. Almost everything on her plot looks like meat and two veg. Even her butternut squashes are the longest I have ever seen and they are not too far away from her ball courgettes(sorry don't know the name of them). Her neighbour has a pumpkin growing like a long marrow. I reckon she must be feeding em summat funny.
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Viagra?
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Shirl - you didn't complain when I let you hold one of the penises, did you? ;)
You told me it was nothing like all the others you'd seen, and Tone agreed with you.
;D ;D
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There is something a bit weird about this last statement
Two friends sharing a thingy with one husband :o
Please don't post a picture of 2 one ball courgettes and a thingy or I will get really worried.
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Squash, in my house "it's a bit chilly-willy", means "it's a bit cold" - at least it did!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Chilly_Willy.jpg)
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Sorry but unwashed & penises or should it be penii ;D ;D ;D don't go together ;).
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Squash, in my house "it's a bit chilly-willy", means "it's a bit cold" - at least it did!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Chilly_Willy.jpg)
;D
That could explain why some of them look a bit shrivelled. :o
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I picked this one today,
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;D
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Looks like a breach birth to me Betty ;D
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I have days like that
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Looks like a breach birth to me Betty ;D
It looks quite painful to me Shirl :o
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OH MY GOD
I would love to see the look on my hubbies face if I slapped on off them on his plate ;D ;D ;D
How do you get them to grow like that?
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OH MY GOD
I would love to see the look on my hubbies face if I slapped on off them on his plate ;D ;D ;D
How do you get them to grow like that?
I didn't have to do anything to them - they just grow like that! They are advertised as the 'pornographic pepper' and they just appealed to my sense of humour.
They are very mixed though, not every one looks the same. Bit like real ones really....... ;D
There's more about them here -
http://www.chilli-willy.com/
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I have days like that
Ouch!
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Wash your mouth out Betty my girl, don't let that Shirl corrupt your mind. :o ;D ;D ;D
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The ones I grew didn't look a bit like Betty's, but then mine were from China. ;D
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x311/7stephenson/PeterPenisPeppers.jpg)
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x311/7stephenson/peterpepper.jpg)
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;D ;D ;D
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The ones I grew didn't look a bit like Betty's, but then mine were from China. ;D
Erm, I just don't know what to say Pauline. (well actually I know what I would like to say but it's too rude ;))
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I think this thread puts to bed the saying "When you've seen one you've seen them all" ;) ;D.
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This thread is so funny, made me laugh thanks .
June.
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Just the thread I needed to brighton up a Monday morning. Other halfs wondering what I'm grinning at. Where do you buy the seeds? If you've had a bad day slicing one of those up must make you feel better :P :o ;D
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Hahahhaha ;D
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I picked all the penises from three plants this morning so I thought a nice group photo would be in order.
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It's amazing that there is so much variation in shape and size :o >:(
(over to you Shirl and Kev)
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Just the thread I needed to brighton up a Monday morning. Other halfs wondering what I'm grinning at. Where do you buy the seeds? If you've had a bad day slicing one of those up must make you feel better :P :o ;D
The funny thing is that if I give one of these to someone without telling them what it is first, they don't make the connection. I suppose people wouldn't be expecting to be given penislookalikes so maybe that's why.
If you google 'peter pepper' you will find lots of seed companies selling them.
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Now I've stopped laughing at the group photo's. Many thanks for the info. You kept those well hidden when Digeroo and I came for our visit to Birmingham ;D ;D ;D Take care, Regards, Taurus
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Now I've stopped laughing at the group photo's. Many thanks for the info. You kept those well hidden when Digeroo and I came for our visit to Birmingham ;D ;D ;D Take care, Regards, Taurus
I've only just realised I'm on page 3 not 1. Have now looked at all 3 pages ;D ;D ;D ;D wow
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Now I've stopped laughing at the group photo's. Many thanks for the info. You kept those well hidden when Digeroo and I came for our visit to Birmingham ;D ;D ;D Take care, Regards, Taurus
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Now I've stopped laughing at the group photo's. Many thanks for the info. You kept those well hidden when Digeroo and I came for our visit to Birmingham ;D ;D ;D Take care, Regards, Taurus
I have to keep them on the top shelf in the greenhouse ;)
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Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer head. ;D ;D ;D
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Don't want to worry you, but if you Google - Betty Penises, you're on page one
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Don't want to worry you, but if you Google - Betty Penises, you're on page one
Makes me sound like a Tranny!
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How about making a scarecrow tranny Betty. ;D ;D ;D
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Fame at last Betty ;) ;D.
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remind me to delete the browser history before i give the laptop back to my Mum
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remind me to delete the browser history before i give the laptop back to my Mum
;D ;D
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Well I think Kev could model for you Betty. I'm sure he must have plenty of frocks he could wear ;D
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True I have a few little numbers, you would love me in my Toga I have bought for my Caister soul weekend. ;D ;D ;D
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::)
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True I have a few little numbers, you would love me in my Toga I have bought for my Caister soul weekend. ;D ;D ;D
I think we need to see a photo of this Kev.