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There must be hundreds of humorous threads started by Lottie by now ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lottie? ? ? ;)
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I hope so, because otherwise I have been dreaming all this laughter ! ! !
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I will find you and hunt you down........And hit with a really big, gooey lettuce!!! LOL! Lottie ;D
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Here we go again ha ha ha
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Just what I was thinking Derek. There I'll be happily weeding when Lottie appears over the horizon with a JCB, a Yew tree, an old man and a gooey lettuce or three - can't you just picture it. "Where is that he, no not yuo dear - yes I know I said I luv yew but I mean that Iain, wait 'til I find him" lmao :D :D ;D ;D
8) Shhhh <<<< its me Iain
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Ok, you got me laughing now!! But, that really is the way it goes! My client today, firtst meet, 20 mins coffee on 2" high chair, she had green ribbon attached to each shoe. Just chatting and she leapt out of chair after pigeon!! Chased it round garden, and said she hated the way pigeons leave cat poo everywhere.......!!!!! You know that mad, mad world? I live in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D Lottie
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LMAO!!!!!!!! Touche - you got me laughing again with that. You have just so got to be the heart and soul of a good party with tales like that :D You must be the only person whose OH asks them to repeat what happened at work that day lol ;D ;D ;D
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lottie i think u are officially the allotments 4 all clown see u did deserve the cup opps sorry JCB i hope u shine it every day
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;D ;D ;D We all luv ya Lottie, you make us all laugh, & somtimes we need that. Thanks for being you. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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My sentiments exactly Marley Farley.
I much prefer living in this mad world, rather than that dull, safe, boring place I used to inhabit . . .
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i to live in this little mad world i think we are gaining new menbers daily ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Can feel another speech coming on.......! This has all got rather emotional!! Def not feeling funny at minute, this boiler man knows as much about boilers as I do about nuclear physics, now there's a scary thought!! Me, nuclear power and JCB........... You've all brightened my world too, more than you know Lottie ;D
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don't even go there lottie nuclear power JBC that dangerous , :o :o :o why don't you try rhubarb fuel and JCB u could be on to a earner there
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LOL!! Never thought of it, I'm a it slow... Icy, last time I went to a party, I still had braces!! 4 kids tend to dampen your social life a tad, but they all growing up into wonderful, insane, happy eccentrics!!! Very proud!! As for OH, you must have missed this from earlier post -
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;D ;D Absolutely wonderful lottie ;D ;D You must have your handsful with 4 kids & OH who loves to play aeroplanes............???? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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And the cat, don't forget the cat....!! Lottie ;D
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Not sure what it is lottie for you missed the last few letters of the image link - sure its funny though! I never knew girls wore braces - thought that was only for trousers or are you saying you're about 103 years old and thats from your hop picking days :D
...and 4 kids! ! ! I thought 2 were bad enough for damping lots of things... ;) However, you certainly donlt seem to be to dampened - or is that just the madness lol
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;D And we mustn't forget "Bob" ;D ;D ;D
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Bob the boiler man . . . ? :D
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bob the builder!!!!!
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Bob the tadpole!!!! ::) Braces on teeth Icey!!! Have electrician here at min.........hee hee....... ;D Lottie
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You had to hold your teeth up! ! ! :o The mind boggles.
As for the electrician...does that mean you've done away with the boiler man? as for the tee hee......that simple statement has all kinds of connotations and possible stories to be issued............especially where you're concerned lol ;D
..........mad woman <shakes head> lol
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Electrician keeping boiler man company in shed.....tee hee!!!! Just in case hoover blows up again, and OH attempts plumbing....!!! Braces wrapped round teeth to prevent speech, I think!!! Lottie ;D
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This is getting truly mad - this conversation must be passing through about 3 forums and 4 threads now!!
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You started it!!!!!! Lottie ;) ;D
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LOttie is it safe to come in :o :o if your OH about am oof !!!!!
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off even ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You started it!!!!!! Lottie ;) ;D
There is that I suppose but I have enough trouble trying to avoid typos without remembering what I've already tpyed as well ;) ;D My poor wee mind is struggling - and still have this daft image of trying to get earwigs to sit still long enough that I can line them up lol
off even ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
beauty of early morning posts ya get time to rectify em !!!
I wouldn't worry Jaggy. I thought typos were all part of the show and de rigeur in here ;) Whatdya reckon Lottie...... :P
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I now have dictionary to hand, so speling sholdn't be a poblamdg at al....... If you have a thing for earwigs(takes all sorts.....!), I can send you a bucket load!!! Don't have cocktail sticks though....cotton buds???? You can get them to stay still if speak in a very firm voice, look like you mean it and have large pot of glue to hand...... Lottie ;D
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found an earwig in my digger this morning
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paper bag, paper bag, paper bag!!!!!!!!!! Lottie ;D
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NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo leave it in! ! ! That means its a real live digger. Must be to have wildlife in it. In fact its almost an allotment. All you need now is some earth, plants, stones and slugs.
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oh, and a yew tree....
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oh (number 2) and an old man lol
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Don't think there'll be room for me with old man, yew tree, earwigs, dirt etc.....Think will stick to my fantasy JCB!!!!! It's lovely here this morning in my world, sun is shining, birds are whooping, frogs frogging and Bob is still in one piece, sniff!!!!! Grin ;D Lottie
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brown paper bag on the way lottie breath calm down breath better ::) ::) ::)earwig is gone sorry icy the cat ate it but i think it bit you lottie on your ear seems to be a red patch coming up ,you still look nice on the digger but just a big throbbing red ear
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See!! What did I say!! They're evil, evil, evil!! Need plaster now, really hurts, :'(can you put some witch hazel on it for me Dibber??? Had lovely afternoon, on own at lottie, practising two-step around aubergines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lottie ;D
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All under controll antiseptic cream on and big Mr men plaster looks stunning , quite afternoon here oh gone fishing :o :o son at work ??? ??? 3 girls on army cadet camp :D :D :D just me and the 5 dogs having singing lessions
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You have 4 sproglets too!! No wonder we're both insane!! You must bring singing dogs to lottie whilst we two step!! Lottie ;D
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that would be nice lottie i will bring the 2 tap dancing cats and the sonic tortoise , they can all join in while we 2 step
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and forgot the acrobatic fish
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Ooo Perhaps acrobatic fish can locate Bob for me? Lottie :-\
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properly they can as they have build in radars ;D ;D
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He is hiding in the dickweed lottie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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say no more jaggy don't encourage lottie
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LOL!! You ain't going to believe this....had to clear out some dickweed (?) from the pond, and who should I find, but BOB ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Still a tadpole, black and wriggly, obviously, quite happy, bit underdeveloped though..... Lottie ::)
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poor bob but i think hes in good company :o :o :o
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Ouch!!!!! :'( Lottie ;D
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i meant that in a nice way lottie , who else would want and care for such a unusual creature , i could think of no one better then you :) :) :)
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Awwww thanks Dibber!! Will make sure Bob very happy, will try and find Mrs Bob while you away :'(, will give me some new reason to life while you away, sniff, sniff....... Lottie ;)
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all is in order lottie , Derek will take good care of you , and you might even find Mrs bob what a task for when i am away should keep you really busy
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Me in the dickweed with Bob Eh? Should keep me busy.... :oLottie
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and the boiler man and electic man ;D ;D
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You could always try pumping Bob with helium, glueing up his mouth and tying him above a lily pad. Would be a perfect little black balloon for the dragonflies to play with......
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ROFL icyberjunkie that is so funny thought we were mad ? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Wash your mouth out, Icy.....!! Bob traumatized here!!!! Having to give him my bag..... :-\ Lottie ;D
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lottie you should stop letting Bob read the posts kept him away from pc :) :)
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OK Dibber, you probably right, poor little fellow, put him in pond with his teddy and blanket, he seems to have settled down now...... ::) Guess he's a bit sensitive for all this.... ;) Lottie
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i hope you never forgot to give him is bottle of milk
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Darn it!! If it's not one thing........ ::) ::) ::)Lottie
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If bob is still a tadpole come winter, and you pond freezes.....does that make him an ice-pole? :P
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Ha ha Icy, love it ! ;D
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I don't feel that you're taking Bob's situation very seriously, Icy :'( :'( :'( I'm having to not allow him near computer now, it's all become too traumatic for him......Now off to make origami legs for him....... ;) Lottie ;D
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I'm sorry after all the poor wee thing could die.............
....... and then you'd have to make an origami pole-vault! ;D
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LOL! OK you got me!! Bob raising smile too ::) Going to try and keep him through winter til next years tadpoles arrive, then perhaps they can tell him secret of leg-growing.... ;D Lottie
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Tell him to stop drinking................ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D legless again !!!!!!!
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LOL!! an alcoholic tadpole.....mmmmm :-\ Wouldn't you be? If all buddies now had complete equipment? He's playing in the dickweed at the min.......... :oLottie
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Out of interest is he actually getting any bigger or just hanging about being lazy and not growing?
Maybe you're being to nice. After all he gets to booze it up, play with the puter and have intersting conversations with you. Maybe you need to start being mean and nasty so he knows its time to move on.
You could try inviting the dragon fly's child round to play...............
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Ha ha yes, a mean and nasty Lottie, now there's a scary thought ! :D
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Have you seen dragonfly child!!! Poor Bob! No he's not huge, just normal tadole size, I think. Never measured him, come to think of it. ::) ::) ::). Haven't seen him for a bit, perhaps I was too hard on him.....he may have got a glimpse of my evil side after all..... :o :o :o Lottie ;D
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He could be as pi$$ed as a newt ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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::) ::) ::) Lottie ;D
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poor bob i could not stop thinking about him on me holiday ,so i took me little fishing net over to the rock pools and found him a nice set of crab legs ;D ;D i 8 legs in total so will be putting them in post lottie i am sure bob will be so pleased ;) ;) ;) ;)
PS have sent super glue as well
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:o :o :o!!! Staples may be better......Nice to have you back, matey!! Lottie ;D ;D ;D
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nice to be back in the mad world ;D ;D ;D
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lottie you have done some yabbing while i was away look at your number of posts i will never catch up :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Put your visor down, gal!! Open the throttle and...no probs!! Lottie ;D
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i dont have a visor on my melon :'( :'( :'( have to stick some cling film on it
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Sigh.... OK, will wait while you attach cling film..... ::) ::) ::) Lottie
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not getting any where with this cling film keeps getting all stuck to me nose ::) ::) ::)
will have to try an old pair of tights
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Oooo love doing that!! Put old pair of tights over head and pull them upwards!! Has kids in stitches, OH thinks it's an improvement.... ::) ::) ::) Lottie ;D
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pull them really tight over face and the kids will think its funny you will look like a bank robber ::) ::)
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Occured to me, Dibs, our kids could end up sharing same traumatic childhood from sound of things... :o :o :o Lottie ;D
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wonder if they will be just a s mad as us that is our kids , ;D ;D ;D or maybe they will be worse
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You two had kids together!!???? Crikey if thats not difficult and rather mad I don't know what is...the poor kids are bound to have double madness. Even scarier it might skip a generation and then normal parents could have doubly mad grandchildren for you.
As for pullingt tights over my face...I was never THAT kinky!! ;D
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Go on Icy, give it a whirl...!!!! ;) ;) ;) Never had so much fun with stockings on your head :o :o :o Lottie
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Yeah try it.......with the lights switched off and a torch shining upwards from
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out of them..........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!
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Ah No Jaggy!! Your technique needs tweeking! You pull a stocking over your head, and pull it slightly upwards... very effectual! Come on peeps, some of you must have tried this since reading this post...give!!! Get such a kick when spell check says "OK"! Lottie ;D
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Be a big difficult for me to try cos wifey doesn't wear tights, can't even get her into stocings coming to think of it ;)
;D Iain
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lottie & dibber you are ..... BONKERS (http://bestsmileys.com/big/10.gif)
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<peeks around corner and whispers> you only just realised Greenwizard??????
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I'll take that as a compliment!! Mainly cos I take everything as a compliment! Keeps me in the Happy, delusional (is that a word?) world I inhabit ;D! As for Dibs, thinks she's busy trying to work out gentic permutations we may be responsible for....... :o Lottie
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is it better to get the person wearing the stockings to take them off first or just try it and see don't fancy someones knee up me nose much ??? ;) ;D
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If you can manage the latter....... should be laugh enough, without pulling stocking in upward motion!! Let us know how that goes!!!! :o :o :o Lottie ;)
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Lottie. we were doing the tights trick before you were a twinkle in your Dad's eye. Cheap pastime for me I worked for an underwear and hosiery mfg in London. ;D ;D ;D Lorna.
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Oooooo!! Think of all the possibilites! Fishnet, seamed, unseamed, patterned.......... you lucky thing! ;) Lottie ;D
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Fishnet,
& wellies
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Well if you must GW....... ;) Lottie ;D
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How on earth did this end up with people wearing tights on their heads and especially wearing them on heads before they've been removed by previous owner!
Have to say I only tried tights once and they donlt half make your legs itch....is that why ladies wax or shave? ;)
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Oooo Iain, the mystery of the great "tights over face" ceremony goes back into the mists of time. Could even predate the Bronze age, but Scholars unsure due to the heavy nature of bronze age tights.....And the inablility to escape sabre tooth tigers whilst performing ceremony.........
Lottie ;D
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they even used tights over the head to kill be scary dinosaur's, still gos on today but in very protected area ;D ;D ;Dcant say to much or they will be after me ::) ::) ::)
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(http://bestsmileys.com/whisper/2.gif) Sssshhhhhh Dibs!! They'll find you and then they'll carry out that thing they do with nail varnish....you know how that stings.. :o :o :o
Lottie ;D
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they have done the nail varnish thing to you as well then :-X :-X :-X
wait to they do the nail varnish remover thing on you then :'( :'( :'( will never tell anyone where the dinosaur's are kept
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PLease Dibs, don't remind me.... :'( Can see them now, approaching with that little, black brush, cerise pink dripping from it's end......I can't go back to remembering the remover too :o :o :o!!! All too much...Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Lottie ;D
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Have to say I only tried tights once
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GW Yeah!! Might be a gardening site but hey don't other subjects make for good entertainment ;D ;D ;D Lorna
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hope it does lorna , got to have a bit of fun in this world :D :D :D atfer all this is mad lotties laughter files
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Extremely entertaining, but I am keeping my distance, so I don't get drawn in on this one . . . ;D ;D ;D
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and why would that be Derek ::) ::) ::)
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Have to say I only tried tights once
~too much info I ~all [img]
Well I was told it would be keep me so warm so foolishly I listened and wore them for a day. Never had such itchy legs with all the hair being rubbed the wrong way. Tried long johns and they are just as bad.
I know better now though cos I was only about 13 then! Things we do in youthful innocence.....as opposed to the over head suggestion!
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A simple choice Dibber! Nothing personal you understand . . . ;D
Derekthefox :D
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Dibber even in my old age I have been known to do and say daft things!! Lorna (jnr) has said to me " Mum you will behave when I take you to Brussels, won't you??" Is she kidding?? Mind you she knows me so well (as the song goes!!). Lorna.
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I intend to have fun, laughter and nail varnish intervention til I shuffle off this mortal coil!! I'm now getting the same from my eldest, Lorna, she' only 12!! And I have been well behaved of late...apart from the flying thing, but that was a small hiccup......and the tight thing...and I suppose there was the business with the furry handbag..... ;) Lottie ;D
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uc and so on and so on ;) ;) ;)
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my 3 daughters don't like to take me anywhere with out telling me to behave , there friends think i am mad and my kids think i am insane i think i am normal ;D ;D ;D
lottie did you have long black boots to go with that furry bag????? 8) 8) 8)
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oh and Derek glad it not personal :o :o :o
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I'm glad you understand Dibber, I hope Lottie does too . . .
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Have orange, flowery DMs, Dibs, of course....honestly, what were you thinking of! Lottie ::) ::) ::)
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so the handbag must've been pruple then........ :o
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oh forgot lottie about your DMs :D :D :D i have long pink and blue flowery wellies thing is when i was on my holidays on the beach with me swimming costume on the wellies got my legs a bit sweaty , got some funnys looks to ::) ::) ::) dont no why
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Furry and pruple (?) Icy!! And Dibs, don't you worry Hun, some people have no fashion sense at all......Lottie
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thats what it is then no fashion sence, thought i could not be me wellies why peeps where all laughing at me , they just dont have a clue , move over Mary Quant
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Well, I think you could have missed your calling Dibs, kettle wear, wellies and cozy, you really should start sketching these ideas down I think....... ::) Lottie ;)
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think i must got a book of fashion together then perhaps peeps might choose my book as there favorite book ::) ::) ::)
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Think you really ought to do a show first!! You can borrow my kettle, and I'd clean the DMs up, really!! Can see you on the cat walk now, can even borrow Bob to give that je ne sais quoi effect......Lottie ;D ;D ;D
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JUst avoid trying on pans. I'd hate for you to get into a fire when getting out of the frying pan........!
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Well, as long as one enters the fire gracefully and with pinky raised, can't see a problem..... ;) Lottie
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thanks lottie for letting me borrow your kettle for cat walk perhaps you could model to ;) ;) ;)bring along JCB pink can be the theme ;D ;D ;Di bet even Victoria beckham would buy my garden fashion cloths
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She'll be pouting cos they'll all be sold out!! Cos I'll help, wellies, JCB, kettle, what more could a girl wish for...!! ::)
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our gear would be to good for her anyway she can pout as much as she wants she aint having any ;D ;D ;D
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Should think not!! Don't think she could carry it off, anyway... ;D
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she is to ugly and her figure is wrong for my sort of fashion , decided lottie me and you will have to model it ourselves ::) ::) ::) ::)
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No she doesn't, need special figure for your designs...... ;) Lottie ;D
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Too right. 'Pretending to be posh' spice is all skin and bone and so she'd keep sliding out the spout!
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I do hope you're not implying, Icy, that Dibs and me couldn't slide out of any spout we choose to...... >:( ;) ;D Lottie
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Clearly I must have been, but only because rather than being stick insects with the relevant appeal of a toast rack you must have model like curves for the eye to rest on..... 8) ;D
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LOL! Superb recovery...OK you off hook! (http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/2.gif)
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Well with all the holes I dig I'm getting quite a collection of ladders.......
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me and lottie going to be best models ever not a touch on twiggy ;D ;D ;D
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Sure thing! What with wellies, kettles, the kids, Bob, JCB, bees...we'll be snapped up...... ::) ::) ::) Lottie ;D
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think we might make the front of Vogue and OK and Hello , :) :) :)
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Not sure if it'll be for the right reasons though..... ;D ;D ;D
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may be we might make the front of farmers weekly ;D ;D ;D
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More like Psychologists Monthly..............lmao! ;D ;D
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Saving centre spread for you, in that one Icy! :o :o :o Lottie
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well said lottie , me thinks Icy is just a bad as us if not worse :o :o :o :o
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Oh much worse,Dibs, much, much, much, much, much......such a shame too...... ;) Lottie ;D
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such a shame shame shame shame and he semms a really nice kid icy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well, that's what wearing short trousers does for you, too much cold on the knee caps, terrible business........ ;)Jack (No 3 child) in long trousers now!! Very proud he is too...! Lottie ;D
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same here lottie dont have short trousers in this house not aloud turns the mind like waistcoats :) :) :)
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<<<<IS not mad!!! I know I'm not!
I know cos I had that discussion with me the other day. Am I mad I said to me. No your not mad was the response. So there you go. We're totally sane unlike the rest of you that aren't really there. What? you don't agree Icy? No Icy. Well your wrong, I'm not you are cos I'm right. Stop arguing in public anyway cos I always lose when arguing with me......... :P :P ;D
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first sign of madness Icy talking to your self :o :o :o but sure you are on at least the 5 sign ;D ;D ;D
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Psst...Dibs....I reckon if we move out really, really slowly, he may not even notice.......Keep grinning.....nice and easy.....nearly at the door...........and .......RUN!!!! ;)
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cant leave poor old Icy on his own in a state of madness he could do anything ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Build a Polytunnel???? you point him in the right direction....I'll push! ;D
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i am pushing but he want move keeps talking to his self and arguing with hiself crying we will we will not be moved ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Mmmmm, well throw a blanket over his head, we'll pop down the pub for a swift half, and try again with JCB later. He seems quite happy...shame about the drooling though.... ;) Lottie ;D
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Crikey where did last year go? There I was with a new lottie and suddenly its autumn and there polytunnels gorwing somewhere. What a strange strange world we all live in........ ;D
As for the dribbling, perhaps one of you could help with that - got a tissue? ;);D
MUst have been the Jeyes Fluid coated produce!
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OK, here you go..... ::) ::) ::) you should keep one up your sleeve.....! Lottie ;D
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meant to cover the veg in vodka Icy not jeyes , jeyes is to weak vodka will get you foaming at the mouth ;D ;D ;D
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Happy veg.......... ;D
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happy veg happy customers :) :) :) :)
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Well, I need stiff drink now!! Been on the go all day..... ;), but got some real, live gardening done :o :o :o!! You getting them in then Dibs? Think Icy's nicked the bottle......::) G & T for Bob please..... ;D ;D ;D Lottie
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yep i get the first round not telling you what it is you will have to just drink it :o :o :o ICY bring back that bottle of G&T cant blame bob he is allready legless
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Blow that, Dibs, G & T... Bottle of champagne and give Bob a stool... Icy, vertical is best I feel..... ;) Lottie
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well i think it should be champange all round winning the sheild lottie you clever thing you , :) :) :) :)
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OK, Kev says he'll do drinks....2,800 members, couple of glasses each, at least......Mmmmmm, hope he's got a credit card...Lottie ;D ;D ;D
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perhaps he is just rich ,he might be Alan tishmarsh in disguise and getting all his gardening tips from us all ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Oooo Dibs, you think? Gosh , that Alan is a crafty bugger isn't he.... :o :o :o Lottie
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all them years on ground force and he was just pinching peeps ideals and gardens from on here , naughty man , did notice he never done garden like mine :o :o :o :o
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ahhhhhhhh well as for the G&T, I can bring the T back but teh G all gone gone gone <hic!>
Intricued to know whats best done vertical though Lottie. I've looked and looked and no idea what tahat relates to ..... {GG}
As for Alan, he'd never copy my garden cos that takes a mad pet rabbit thats allowed to roam around pruning as it sees fit ..Gggggggggrrrrrrr
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Intricued eh Icy......? Sounds painful....! You'd never heard of tahat, tst what a sheltered life you've led, those aliens must have done more damage than previously thought......!!!! ;) And as to what's best done vertically...the possibilites are endless, cling film wrapping, ice-skating, skiing...erm..karate....driving I find easier vertical, bungy-jumping......Lottie ;D ;D ;D
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bungee jumpimg is so much fun when there is no bungee bit painfull ouch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o
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Think will give it a miss.......knowing my luck, elastic will pinged out!!! Bang on head last thing I need... ::) ::) ::) Perhaps Icy's rabbit fancies it? ;) Lottie ;D
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white fluffy rabbits bungee jumping ;D ;D ;D what a site
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Not too fluffy, or there may be too much air resistance, parachute effect...Oooo could bungy them with wet, fluffy hair, that should counteract it!!!! See, not just a pretty face!! ;D ;D ;D
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Best bet is to starch their ears and tie thr bungee to their feet. That way they'd be streamlined like a missile.neeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaa what a bounce ;D
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Or clear varnish!!! Would harden beautifully, could sand it really smooth, then polish and would be most streamlined bunny in universe..... ;) May need a bath after though...what with starch, varnish etc....and a carrot for treat...therapy??? ??? Lottie ;)
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lottie icy you are very naughty , poor bunnys every where are running away from you too how can you talk of such a thing ??? ??? ??? but very funny rofl
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Wasn't <pout> was her miss.... :-[
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lottie you are no angel ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D halo makes great frisby though......
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ture my dogs would love it ,throw it this way lottie ;D ;D ;D
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So if lottie aint an angel must mean I am - but won't boast about it. I mean I used to be conceited but I'm perfect now ::)
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what icy never heard so much crap ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Psst..... Dibs, perhaps he's convincing hisself....his other self.... ;) ;D ;D ;D Perhaps we've intruded on a personal conversation between Icy and.....Icy.... :-\ ::)
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Dont say that lottie 2 Icys :o :o :o :o what a thought 1 is bad enough
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Thanks for the support and love girls.... :-[ <sulk> ;)
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Awwwww (((((Icy)))))).... oh yes, and of course...(((((Icy))))))......::) ::) ::) ;)
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awwwwwwwwww bless we love you really icy :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Creeps...... ::) :P but please carry on ;D
Just realised I'm now a YBB god. So much better than senior person! At least now I can rid of that flat cap, pipe and slippers!
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ICY keep yabbing away , we need to have party for icy becoming yabb god status let the plans begin, i will get pen and paper and make a start ;D ;D ;D
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Oooo think we need strokey-beard meeting....with flip chart and different- coloured, really big pens!!! Can I be in charge of roller skates???? ;D ;D ;D
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Was finking and it hurt ::) ::) best i could come up with was pass the parcal and sleeping loins and musical bumps lol ;D ;D ;D
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Oooo I have big hammer to help with bumps.....erm musical statues good one, sardines is always interesting..... :o :o :o
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pin the tale on the donkey another good one , thought we could use icy as the donkey ;D ;D ;D
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LOL!! Both of him..... ;D
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2 icy donkeys lol have to make 2 tails to pin them on , thought i would get real shape pins so we cant miss :o :o :o :o :o
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Good plan!! Don't want those awful square pins......... ;D
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it will be really pointed Sharpe thick pins, that really hurt ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Beginning to think, if he gets wind of this, may not come to party.......better have a few balloons and streamers...and jelly I think.... :o
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well i am sure at least one of the icys will come , ;D ;D ;D
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I'll start it off then , Dibs.....
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let me be the DJ i want to be DJ ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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oh goody a party and even a Dibber Jockey!!! What about music though??????
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well as long as lottie lets me be DJ i will be on record decks mixing you some really cool sounds ;D ;D ;D ;D PLz let me be DJ lottie :) :) :) :)
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also lottie will bring my own microphone and you can sing if i can be DJ
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Are you sure this is a wise decision, Dibs.......But, I'll let you be DJ, cos that's the kinda gal I am.... ;D ;D ;D Must have Crazy Horses, at some point though, for my air guitar demonstration....... 8) ;D
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no problems we can open party with you doing crazy horses and me a bit of mixing and hopefully Icy dancing ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Have mental image of Icy dancing.......... ;D ;D ;D
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bet Icy is really smooth mover ::) ::) ::) ::) hope Icy is getting excited about his party
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How could he not?!?! I'm washing my frilly dress and polishing my patent leather shoes......you got any ribbons, Dibs? ;D
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got me ribbons my puff ball skirt , even have some hair extentions , you cant look better then me ::) ::) ::) ::) i want first dance with icy
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Swapped patent leather......now wearing frilly dress, bunches with ribbons, hoola hoops as earings, tinsel, tiara and, to finish it all off..........orange DMS!!! OK you get first dance, I'll do a bit of mixing...... ;) Mind you if both Icy's turn up, should be fine!! LOL! If he's sober, of course....... ::) ::) ::)
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getting so excited got me false nails out , false eye lashes , red high heel boots , got all me bling bling, even having a blue rinse done , ICY going to be so inpressed with us ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Think he may well run screaming from the room, at this rate!!! But, by 'eck, we do look the bees knees!!! ;D ;D ;D
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that because we are ladies ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Don't know if I want to be a lady...have to be all growd up, and wear hats and be sensible, will mean no more skipping!!! Nooooooooooooo!!! :'( ;)
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groovy party folks ;D
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Oooooo GW, you're a great mover!! So glad you made it!! Dibs and I getting bit fed up with playing pass the parcel on our own........ :'(, and she keeps cheating......gone power mad since she got that chain saw....... ::)
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i am not cheating is lottie Gw ,she cant take it cause see never won a lucky bag ,and my hair is better then hers ;D ;D ;D ;D
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OK, OK, I concede. Your purple bunches are better than my pink ringlets....but think GW's wacky green mohecain is pretty darn racey!!!!! ;D
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Well Lottie you said to join in. I went and got blue highlights in my hair today. But still wearing my jeans as skirts and dresses don't suit me lol ;D
Must admit great party lol
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Yo JJ!! So glad you could make it!! Have a drink....Dibs, put the bottle back... ::) ::) ::) You look fine!! Be careful on those roller blades though..... :o ;D
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Lottie I thought you invited me as a bouncer for the unwanted lol. I have my steel toe caps on lol
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I been wearing a skirt for years.............up here they call it a kilt !!!
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Oh dear God, Jaggy!! Stop doing handstands..... :o :o :o JJ stop kicking the guests, not nice... Dibs, put it down!! GW, by 'eck you're fit!!!! ;D
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Its the bloody high heels thats killin me though............. ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o
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That is no exscuse for walking on your hands.. and by 'eck did i have to be careful typing that..... :o
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JJ blue highlights ok jeans ok , as long as you have ribbon in your hair , icy i seen up your kilt then stop doing hand stands , lottie put the other icy down you are hurting him ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Sorry....... :-\ OK time for musical chairs I think!!! Or is it too dangerous....Isn't there an EU directive or someat banning it? OK musical chairs ..... everyone tie a cushion to butts and put crach helmets on! ;D ;D ;D
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no lottie musical bumps next , instead of having to fall on bums we will play it landing on heads ;D ;D ;D ;D
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do u think we should invite a few more peeps , 5 of us not much fun, :) :) :) :)
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Awww Dibs. It's great! Get to eat all the cakes, jelly, carrot sticks :-X we can also have nearly 3000 party bags... ;D ;D ;D
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Which adds up to a whole lotta sick Lottie......... am gonna watch n see if you
ate carrots........ !!!! :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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If you're not going to play nicely, Jags, We'll put you in the naughty corner......On second thoughts.......you may enjoy it too much... :o :o :o ;D
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i would rather go on the naughty chair ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dibs.....NO!!!!!! Will keep you party bag if your behaviour gets any worse!! >:( >:( >:( ;) ;D
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sorry lottie i will behave can i still come to the party please plesae :o :o :o :o :o
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Well, really, Dibs....I'm shocked.... :o :o :o But if you put the squirty cream down and leave a few hundreds and thousands in the box, then OK, but no plastice pencil end in your bag tut tut tut...... ;D ;)
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does that mean i have to put back the fairy cakes , and paste sandwiches, and jam-my dodgers , is ok no plastic pencil just plastic money so i will leave hundreds and thousands ;D ;D ;D
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::) ::) ::) Think you'd best Dibs, or Jaggy may get his performance as to wether you ate carrots or not..... ;)
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Hey Dibs!!! Look what I found!!! Whehay!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I will go back in cupboard soon, promise.....
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well what a lovely thread ,really have enjoyed looking at this , i fink we are mad very mad but what fun fun fun , lets have some more ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ooooo yessss.... ;D ;D ;D We'll need to give it a good going over with the duster and hoover, Dibs, and just look at the mess from the party.....honestly.. >:( ::) ;D ;)
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UC & Dibber. Well maybe I AM SENILE but wasn't this party in October? Do you mean to say you haven't cleared up yet? I know I hate housework but the pair of you are just too much ??? ::) Yes Dibber quite agree. Mad Mad Mad Lorna.
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was best party ever , ;D ;D ;D ;D was so funny when you done karaoke as Rod Stuart sining if you fink i am sexy ;D ;D ;D Me and jags was in stitches :o :o :o
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Lorna we have not been up to the cleaning up , all that fizzy pop and jelly and party bags has given us such bad heads , ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D me and lottie only just recovering from it
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Hey Lorna!! Have a drumstick!! When does Jags have stitches removed? He should never have attempted that break dance on the sideboard....did try and stop him..well a little.... ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Good gracious , what are you youngsters like? ;D Good job you weren't at my Sept birthday party!!! I can imagine the pair of you still laying on the hall floor ::) ::) Will have to remember to invite both of you if I have another party (just for the laughs ;D)
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They can't take the stitches out till they remove the drumstick :o :o :o
if they poke and prod me much more I will scream and scream and
scream :'( :'( :'( :'(........oh n I sawed dibs did have carrots hand me a
spoon lottie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Aww Jags....poor you, I did warn Lorna bout using it like that, but she can be so headstrong... ::) ::) ::) and as for a spoon, tut tut tut, you know you're not allowed any culinary utensils til the drumstick is removed from your nostril, she hastens to add ......sorry... ;D ;D ;D
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Jaggy i will give you spoon but i want to know what you are going to do with it first , ;D ;D ;D ;D Lorna don't believe lottie she led me astray :o :o :o :o was so funny jaggy and i had to restrain her when the male stripper come on stage well mother of 4 no wonder she is so distraught ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ok ...who said it was up my nostril ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::)Dibs its so I can
flick the carrots at lottie.. ;D ;D ;D ;D I used to be a stripper in a former
life dibs :o :o :o nough said bout that though ::) ::) ::) ::)
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100 hundred spoons on there way jaggy ;D ;D ;D ;D yes but jaggy you was a paint stripper ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Bless him, think the spoon went in too far Dibs, may have wiggled his brain about a bit.....give him an extra spoon just to cheer him up......And I was just checking the stripper's...erm...well.....certificate of insurance....really...and I often drool like that, is genetic.... ;D ;D ;D
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i am sure lottie it was not the strippers certificate you were checking , ;D ;D ;D ;D poor stripper look hurrified and so relieved when me and jaggy pulled you of off him , ;D ;D ;D funny place to keep a certificate ,
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Well....these strippers are crafty, have to check for all eventualities...am pleased to say he passed certificate inspection..... ;D ;D ;D though far too many tassles for my liking...could take your eye out..or concussion with all that twirling... :o ;D ;)
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Hey Dibber.... be careful what you say....I am a Mother of four ??? Still mine have all flown the nest . I just need a strong man....(don't even go there Lottie) to get the ruddy ivy roots out of the ground. I am cream crackered have just come in for a cuppa.. Still it is nice to know I am the only normal one on this thread ;D Back to the ivy roots.
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Now, Lorna, what must you think of me...as if I'd make any remarks about you needing a strong, young man...rippling muscle...nice torso...can dig for as long as necessary.....feet don't smell.....sigh...Whoops!! Now where were we? Oh yes, Jaggy's spoon removal!! Hey Lorna, will send you Jaggy!! Though that spoon is going to be hard to wrap.... ??? ;D ;)
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Dibs...just about I was a wallpaper stripper... ;D ;D ;D ;D...lottie if he had
kit off...he never had many places to hide said certificate... ;D ;D thought
I was smelling that pig stuff for a minute again(sighs) ::) only to find its
lotties feet....phhhheeeeeeeeewwwwwr...!!!!!! ;D 8) lorna don't look at
me I had enough trouble with ivy :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( still having nightmates yet
bout a million critters secreted themselves about my person when I was
taking it out....(just thinking about it is giving me the cobbywobbbles) ::) ::)
Oh n lottie should you be viewing that close that said tassel could poke
your eye out...????????? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ooooops.......am just checking for health and safety, really, is truth....And my tootsies lovely and scrubbed, thank you very much!! Bleach works a treat! ;D ;D ;D
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lorna next male stripper we get we will invite you ,lottie can check his certificate in more detail if you give her a hand Lorna he might be interested in helping you with your ivy ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well Dibs, I think you ought to get several possible strippers lined up for checking...just to make sure they're suitable for Lorna's digging requirements.....will don glasses........is only a suggestion...but I think it's a good idea!! Really....... I do....Please???!?! ;D ;D ;D
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ok lottie sounds good to me , will have to check them all out manually to make sure they are not hidding anything , ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Lorna can help to , ::) ::) ::) to make 100 per cent that they meet her requirements :o :o :o :o
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I have chickened out of having hunks turn up here to help. It could bring on a heart attack and you must just realize I am an old fashioned girl. (well GIRL is a slight exaggeration!!). Have now managed to dispose of ivy.
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Fairs enough , Lorna, will send strippers home....sigh...and concentrate on the more important task of decorating your car!! Was thinking glitter ball, sparkley bits on hubs , oooo no!! Neon! Will look fab!! Will chew pencil for while and come up with loads of ideas!!!!
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Lorna i hope me and lottie have not scared you off with all the talk of strippers :o :o :o there never really was any Lorna me and lottie like to pretend , was thinking about your car Lorna and i am with lottie need to be pimped up , get you a nice music system in there think we will go for gold so it looks really regal , some nice gold racing stripes over the bonnet and roof , ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Wot do you mean "There weren't any..."....sniff....then I'm in big trouble with someone.... :o :o :o, checked man for certifcate!! Did think he seemed a bit shy for a stripper, but he can whoolly shift!! Took off like a cork from a bottle, still...car...what about big stonking wheels!! Like on monster truck thingies... ;D ;D ;D
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Dibber & Lottie. No I don't scare easily ;D Son John popped in this afternoon I told him you are both tapping your feet waiting for my car to be transformed. He just smiled!!!!! Have to work on him, will go to his workshop and make him a cuppa to soften him up, might even take him a ham roll!!!! Lottie it is definately a NO for the pic. I told him he is a miserable old ?????. Might have to give him a talking to about the car. Lorna.
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Awwww... say you either use that one, or one of his less attractive baby pics..... ;D ;D ;D I've saved up loads of particular unsavoury ones for future use on my sproglets....... ;)
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you just tell him Lorna you are his mother and you can have what you want lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and if he does not agree tell him you will set me and lottie on to him lol ;D ;D ;D ;D lottie i fink that was the manager of the night club where we had the party ,who's certificate your where checking ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Oh dear....is that why we can't get in now....? ::) ::) ::) ;) No good in clubs anyway, noone does the funky chicken anymore.... :'( :'( :'( ;D ;)
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Don't know about funky chicken but husband and kids have always said "watch out she is going to do her chicken dance!" I think it is something to do with the way I move my arms. Eldest Grandson (19) is always in charge of the camcorder at parties. If I go anywhere near him he quickly lifts the camera and pretends to film ;D Think he is terrified that I will drag him on to the floor, especially now he is courting :-[
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LOL!! Oh drag him, Lorna!! He def needs to be dragged!! Would love a link to pics of your dance...shame you didn't get to the party earlier, we could have all done it.... ;D ;D ;D Is there any special technique? Or safety gear needed though, I do have my forms to think of.... ;D ;)
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You sound a bit like me Lorna , don't have a lot of rhythm chicken dance is all i can manage :o :o :o :o :o :o if kids are up dancing as soon as they see me approaching they all sit down wonder why ;D ;D perhaps me lottie and you should all take up break dancing classes ;D ;D ;D ;D
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OMG!! Think of my sciatica. Mind you if you saw my efforts at our 50th you would believe anything. My son-in-laws friend is a real Elvis fan and he got me on the floor
doing a routine that even I didn't believe ;D I don't think Charlie ever saw the video (we lost him 3 months later) but maybe that was just as well, he along with the kids also thought I have always been a bit crazy!!!!!!! Charlie was teetotal, didn't smoke, didn't dance, I sometimes wonder how he put up with me ::) ::) ::)
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would make your sciatica better Lorna ,break dancing does wonders on the back , ;D ;D sure me and lottie would be very interrested in this video of your ;D ;D ;D and i am sure you Charlie loved you very much ,and nothing would have surprised him
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Is love, Lorna, def love......Dibs, will sign up for break dancing lessons, but have to warn you, I do spin rather well.....especially on top of head, though can't talk for 6 mins after .... ::)!!! Am so proud!! Though I have been banned from doing cartwheels in public.....so have to do them in meadow at night, amongst the hedgehogs.... ;D ;D ;D I don't think they appreciate my many, hidden ( or not so ) talents...sniff
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lottie we are going to make such a good trio me you and Lorna the break dancing nutters ;D ;D ;D ;D with your car cartwheels and spins , my moon walking and handstands , and Lorna's Elvis dancing we are going to be so cool ;D ;D ;D
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Well, I think we should approach the X Factor.... ;D ;D ;D
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X factor seems the way to go for us 3, we will have to fink of a name for us all , i am being lead singer ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D you and lorna can do all the dancing lol
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Cos you can, Sweetpea!! I'll be in charge of sequin attachment and drums!!! Remember Animal? ;D ;D ;D ;) Look similar too... Lorna will be good choreographer, though not sure if we'll bet away with too much break dancing...mmm...and must have matching cushions for butts.. 8)
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OK OK OK in for a penny in for a pound!! ;D
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UC and Dibber. Be warned I have a contralto voice. When we had the garage and I had to phone for parts that our mechanics needed was often taken for a man!!!!!!!! ??? :'(
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must have pink cushions for our bums lottie with loads of glitter on ;D ;D ;D ;D Lorna you can just sing the deeper bits of song and me and lottie can sing the Justin timberlake notes ;D ;D ;D
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Erm, Dibs..she says pulling pig tails....can I do kettle drum??? PLease? Please??PLease?? Will let you have extra glitter!!! ;D ;)
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There she goes dibs bangin her own drum again ::) ::) I used to have
a nice alto voice....but I have gone down the scale in these past few years
Think Barry White...that deep enough to be a backing singer..??
But I ain't wearing pink!!!! :o :o :o :o....lilac maybe....but its trying to get
pink shoes matching thats the devil.
Or am thinking should I go solo as compitition...I mean I got Irish blood
in me...so am 1 vote up (should get Louis) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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FAVOURITISM ??? hOW COME EXTRA GLITTER? OOH Jaggy I really like Barry White, only said to Lorna other day will ask John if he can download for me. Lorna said "You do this every year, con't you wait intil Christmas?" She bought me a load of CD's last year so maybe she has already thought of it¬¬!!!!
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Well, Jags, I've put my thinking hat on which is why it's taken me so long!! Was very, very dusty, and I think if you wore pink and lilac tartan as kilt, a glittery sporon and those lovely shiney pink DMs you'll be sorted, really.....And yes, Lorna!!! Barry! Love a deep voice!! not very high meself, actally...mmmm......Dibs'll have to do the high bits....we'll stand her on a box.... ;D ;D ;D
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Id dibs is doing the high bits and standing on a box won't she be better off with low bits so no one and look up and see what she has to offer!
See I woke suddenly when seeing that comment ;D
oh...and I'm a baritone, except when to deep then a tenor, or singing along to songs with high bits then I'm just plain squeaky {GG} Mind you - the shower has neve complained yet so Imust be in tune.......
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Look Dibs!!! He's finally sobered up!!! But you left one heck of a mess, Lorna's on the war path.....And you missed musical chairs with attached cushions ::).... You think Jags in kilt is better on box? :o :o :o ;)
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Own up WHO WAS IT WHO SABOTAGED MY POST? Typed a nice long post clicked post and it ain't there., I was going to tell you about progress with the car thing but now I am sulking and I am tired. So goodnight, :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Icy i wont to stand on box and do the high bits ,and if you have Irish in you you have to be in our group ;D ;D ;D ;D have already spoke to Louie and he is really interested i think it was lotties pig tails and Lorna's dancing that sold us ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D he also said i could do the high bit on a box with a pink kilt on he said peeps would enjoy looking up at me more ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D bad new is lottie he said no DMS so we will have to wear heels over them ;D ;D ;D
PS icy nice activator glad to see the spoons and carrots are gone ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well, you just tell him, no DMs... no pig tails!!! And def no glittery sporon..... >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D
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You think Jags in kilt is better on box? :o :o :o ;)
Not sure she'd get into it and with what Scotsmen wear under their kilt I'm not taking it off so she can get in it on her own - besides that wouldn't be so much fun... {WEG}
..besides with no Irish does that mean I'm outa the group :-[
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Erm, Icy...she whispers....am now hiding in corner for when Jags, who's a large, Scottish man arrives.....will just go get popcorn for me, Dibs and Lorna..... ;D ;D ;D
And if you still in one piece after this, cos you can be in group!! But will need to know how you are with triangle coordination first.... budge over Dibs!! Can't see here... ;D ;)
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thanks for saving me some popcorn lottie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D icy you are defiantly in the group , we need good Irish man wearing kilt ;D ;D ;D ;D so jaggy can do the Irish bit, icy you can wear the kilt and be stand up on a box, lottie you can just get some more popcorn lol
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More??? For goodness sake!! OK...trudgin off wearily..dont let them start without me...and not sure if Jags should be wearing that hat? And who's going to do triangle?? ??? Am very worried..can't do X factor and have no triangle.... :'(
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could you get me a drink of coke when you there please Katey , wont start with out you , i agree that hat looks stupid , jags just spike you hair more , i have got triangle don't worry lottie found old wind chime will make great triangle :o :o :o :o
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Can you wait until car has graphics on it please?? May I have cashew nuts please?
You can do a bit more practicing to give me time to slap son into submission over the graphics, I think he is weakening, when I went over he said I will take pic of car and get something on screen. Fingers crossed. ;D
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Oooo have everything crosed Lorna!! Am sat here in one hell of a crossed mess!!! Dibs, have spoken to Jags, he will agree to hat removal for fiver..Icy has gone missing behind curtains..dread to think.. ::) ::) ::) and me? Well I'm having complete personlatiy breakdown..have decided on Kate..no I mean Lottie..or is UP better...need flow chart I think....
Erm..er...Me!!
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Oops!!..turns round and heds back to bar growling...here you go sweet pea!! ;D ;D ;D ::)
Given up....
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Tsk tsk tsk....psssssssssst thats not a hat....thats me Y's ::) ::) :o
gotta keep my head warm when I do the true scotsman bit ;D ;D but I
have gotta say this if you expect me to can can too I may be out in more
ways than 1 :o :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Lorna we will wait for you to get graphics on car as we my be able to use car in music video ::) ::) ::) ::) lottie where is my drink and Lorna's nuts you have been gone for ages i hope you are not busking outside ;D ;D ;D jaggy cant wait to see this true Scotsman bit ;D ;D
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Okey dokey. He had to go to Derby today for Donna to have her wrist checked (she has had two ops on both wrists). 3hours there 10mins with specialist 2hours home!!!! Anyhow if fine tomorrow (no fog) I will probably get car washed and casually pop over to his workshop (10miles away) Will make sure and take my digi in case he says "Haven't got my camera here" Aha I am up to all his tricks ;D Have been quite busy sending all the seeds off that people have requested Dibber yours are waiting ;D Take care.
PS shall I leave Elsas' cage on back seat in case anyone misbehaves???
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Jags is a bloke, like a geezer, like a man, like a...........bloomin' eck! Sorry mate, wrong Jaggs <cringe>
As for can can not so sure about that - hurts like hell when the sporran swings back down making it hard to hit the low notes!
As for the one with no name to claim - why not combine them...Lottie UP Kate {GG} You need a bit of LUK lol
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Honestly Dibs!!! Is very hard to locate your tipple of meths with twist....here ya nuts Lorna!! And Jags and Iain!! That is sooooo not how you do the can can!!! Not quite sure what it is your doing...er...mmmm..but...well, your fishnets are torn, your peacok feather is squiffy and your sporons..well...what can I say....!! But won't try luc...too many permutations, Iain, and I bad, bad speller.....will stick to Lottie or UP or erm Neville..or.?er?
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Didn't get to car wash.... brother and sister.i.l turned up (only one of my side of the family live near me..10miles rest live 100 miles away)
Anyhow Lottie don't want to be rude but you were so long with the nuts Lorna jnr ran out and got me some cashew nuts. I have eaten a whole tin in 36hours.
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hic...I'sh soz Lorna.....here's you go...(http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/2.gif) have been...hic...delayed by a...a....er...something that delayed me.... ;D..barrel of lager for Dibs.....all the Whisky in the world for Jags and Icy...and guiness for you...don't know, Lorna...just assumed....sorry...will go back...and luc?!?!?!? No Icy, just.....no...sorry..... ::) ;D ;)
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Wow!! Lorna!!! OK, will try again...er...glass of erm..ice cold lager....with glass that has been chilled in freezer...and has slight head on it, the lager, not the glass.....if not..pass it here... ;D ;D ;D
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look what i found looking sorry for it self ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Oh dear...pulls cobwebs down....mm....may need a lick of paint.....but, Wards....Dibs......no topic!! ;D ;D ;D
I'll get me apron on.
Wards....Russ....looking bit dubious by the rubber plant....
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had to give it a big hug to get it back wardy was so upset this tread , :( :( :( :( thought we had forgotton all about her :o :o :o
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Well, we've done a party and you missed the panto, Dibs, it really was excellent... ::) ;) perhaps we should do an Anne Summers/tupperware thingy? ;D
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lottie you better prepare russ as i have sent you marmite and botto as i fely so sorry for you not having a dog , hope russ likes other dogs Wardy , cant miss them lottie they have pink bows round there necks and bones hanging from there ears ;D ;D ;D ;D
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May I come to the next party... wasnt invited last time... sniff...
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;D ;D ;D Nathan if you feel you can do Anne Summers, matey, come on in! In fact I have just the thing for you to model.... ;D ;D ;D
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Anne summers sounds good can i be the demonstrator they have good toys, ;D ;D ;D ;D am gutted i missed panto
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everyone can come more the merrier ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well I was thinking more of the tupperwares.... what is an Anne Summers party?
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It's just about Summer Furniture Nathan, nothing very interesting...really... ::) do you suit purple?
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think he's more a black lace kinda guy ;)
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Wehay!!!!! Lotties laughter file back in. Here we go, here we, go here we go,. I was singing that I hope you all know. Dibber has great healing powers, she has resurrected file from the dead.
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Now delilah why would I want lace for furniture show?
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I can't imagine..........................honest ;)
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It's just a tablcloth, Nathan, really, just hold it up and poke your head through the middle.... ;D
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poke your head through a tablecloth???????????????????????? :o
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Ssshhhhh Delilah.....he's going for it.... :o :o :o ;D ;)
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sorry :-X..........................shes says while skulking away quietly into corner :-[
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Nathan .....if we don't get an invite mate....were gatecrshing !!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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But I am doing nothing in pink girls !!!!! :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You mean I have to imitate a table with a head?
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Delilah, you can't possible skulk...not in caterpillar boots...Jags red silk, I feel, and now Lorna sings.... ::) not in the band though when we needed it eh??? ;)
Nathan, I don't think you're foot was supposed to fit there...but, if it works for you.....go with the flow... :-X
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Wheres the party folks? Tupperware or Ann Summers?
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I think its in lotties PT...she said something about the amount of daylight
for cossies Carol......any ideas as to what her red silk thingy is for me...?? ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).....and should I worry...? :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Hey Carol!! Jags, if you wanna go model swimsuits in the PT, you're more than welcome....and it's just a small hanky...really... ::) ;)
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if its red, silky and involves Lots....................always worry jaggy ;)
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Depends on just how small.....don't want the girls fainting... :o ::) ;D
am wondering do I bring a mac delilah ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ;) ;)
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am wondering do I bring a mac delilah ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ;) ;)
depends how shy you are jaggy ;)
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Ok Jags am waiting to be 'picked' up for Lots party in PT. When you setting off!!!!
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hope me and Lorna can still sing at party lottie, hope you are not shy jags all us women together in a PT with lack of sun light and small piece of red silk could be to much for the faint hearted :o :o :o :o :o oh and dont forget the DMs only plain black for the party ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dibs If they don't let us sing we will set up in opposition to them. We will turn ours in to a GALA NIGHT :) :) Do :)n't really mean that Lottie, you have been such a support to me over the past few days
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Lorna and Dibs singing and I'll play piano, d'ya reckon you could get hold of a grand piano Lots then Jaggy could lounge across piano wearing his little red hankie ;D :)
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Lorna i am sure they will let us sing with such beautifull voices we have ;D ;D ;D Grand piano sounds great Delilah hope you play in tune as the thought of jaggs laying across the grand might make us all sing a note to high ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You could ofcourse be stuck for words :o
I'll just keep me down and won't peek til finished playing just incase I get distracted ;D
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think we had all better keep our heads down and not look at jags to the end and then we can all peep :o :o :o :o :o just hoping lottie has right size piece of silk for jags :o :o :o i am sure lots wont
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Phew...blimey....have you ever tried to fit a grand piano into a PT? >:( ;) Right, here you go Jags.....and it isn't a hankie.... ;D
Dibs I don't have any plain black....it never occurred to me, have to be orange, I'm afraid, and is it OK if I do a spot of weeding?
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weeding is fine lottie but all depends on where you want to weed ,cant do any weeding near jags as your head must be kept high , ;D ;D ;D ;D black Dms only you will have to put plenty of shoe polish on your orange ones or paint them ,or just go dig up some spuds and they will surly look black ;D ;D ;D
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Awwww Dibs!!! Big sigh...OK..if I must, but it'll have to be me steel toe caps then....and I'll be all clanky and you won't like it!!! I'll try not to hurl dirt about the place as the lads are erm.....whatever it is they'll be doing with a black lace tablecloth and a red silk hanky....I don't think I'm old enough for this..... :-X
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i am finking kind of the same lottie i fink i am a bit young , little hankies and table cloths clanky loud boots , all getting a bit scary but i am sure jags will go gentle with us ,think we had better change it to Tupperware party with cucumber sandwiches ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Phew! I've only ever been to one Anne Summers thingy, truth be told, got bored stiff ( ;D), very erm.... tipsy and refused to hand over a weeks wages for a piece of string!! Staggered home and never went back, but don't like tupperware either, can't ever get into the darn things....how about....just an idea....a DM party!! But we won't tell Jags or Nathan... ;D
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Dm party sound really good ideal , i can where my pink polka dot high heel ones with bows ,must kept it real secret get jags and Nathan to come under false pretence's ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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And frilly tableclothes.... ;D
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am sulking now .................................................... I like men in suspenders! ;D
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Delilah i am sure Nathen or jags will oblige if you ask the nicely :o :o :o :o
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Hey Look!! DMs!! Dead good for ice skating!! Well...how strange.. ???
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lots lets have Dm skating party , lets ice up PT inside you could be Torvill and i could be Dean ;D ;D and jags could skate with his little red loin cloth :o :o :o lets hope he don't wont to do to many jumps ;D ;D
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Weird yet cunning plan, Dibs....I do have a certain amount of talent for the hurling myself to the ground bit...will go flood the PT and leave it to frost..... ;D
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ok lottie go with your plan plan, you flood PT today i have ordered real Sharpe hard frost of minus 45 for tonite that should do the job ;D ;D ;D
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I've added glitter.... ;D
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has took me all morning to attach skating blades to bottom of Dms it was attaching them to the 6 inch heels that was tricky , but they are looking mean ;D ;D
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Erm...Dibs....you wanna borrow me ice skates.... ::) :-\
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nope lottie only Dm skates , nobody allowed in unless they have Dm stakes on :) :) :) and mine are allready to go just need nice sheet of ice to test then on, hope my pond freeze,s tonite will try them out in morning on the pond ;D ;D ;D can use the dogs to pratice spins with :o :o :o
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Please, please, please...take a pic Dibs!! OK will get me tools out and knock something together....hold Bob for me..mind the chain...
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will do better then that lottie will take video , i will look just like a pond skater,flowing over the ice , so gracefull and elegant , ::) ::) ::) nearly dropped Bob then is ok caught him by his chain and his legs are still on ;D ;D ;D
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Oh bottoms!! Bob! Dibs!! Skates for Bob.....mmm ....ok....have 4 sardine tins..brb...... ;D
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DIBS!! DIBS!!! We can rocket launch and all sorts!! Dan, if you weren't a pixel I'd plant one on you!! ;D ;D ;D Whehay!!!! Won't try cartwheels, not after the last attempt.... :-\
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thanks Dan for moving , right how we going to launch this one then lottie i dont fink skating party in PT is not big enough for this ;D ;D ;D
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i was finking more of a rocket launch at buckingham palace, all in pink Dms with heels, ;D ;D ;D, pink JCB have spoke to queen she in very interested on riding side saddle on the JCB , ;D ;D ;D
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sharp ice-skates bad enough but rockets? I'm off somewhere safe.....Mars? You'll never hit that ::)
or perhaps by the time you work out where the on button is it'll have rusted solid anyway lololololol ;D
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icy i fink me and lottie know what bottons to press lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
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.....which would explain no blog entry for nearly a week! ::)
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bottons? A semi-freudian slip for bottoms or is your spelling just as bad as lotties? <snigger>
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THWACK!! I needed practice...Right Dibs, where we at, got the plutonium yet?? And Helmet for Bob....
Blog...oh dear, yes....ok...erm.... :-X
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icy my spelling lots worse then lots mine is worse then anybodys on here and that is with spell checker ;D ;D ;D
lots have got JCB out been needs some shinning , jags cany have red silk loin cloth anymore he will have to have union jack one ,have sent you some pink boot polish for Dms as we must look our best , ;D ;D ;D
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Dibs...have you met Ozz? ;D ;)
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what the wizard of ozz and the yellow brick road , ;D ;D no i have not lol
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Oh I think you'll have a blast!! LOL! Think we 3 tie on the spelling front, off for shut eye we have dorsal fin rotation in the morning...and plutonium polishing....bring pledge or Mr Sheen, not fussy...
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THEY'RE CHANGING GUARDS AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE
They heard Dibber and UC were on their way!!
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THree, no you are mad - there's only two of you {GG}
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Icy Keep up. I think they are including Ozzy. ( I think)
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Really? does he have a yellow brick road then?
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You know, I never even thought to ask... must be having an off day...or week.... ::)
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hope Ozzy has a heart courage and a brain to , where off to see the wizard the wonderfull wizard of Ozzy ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hated those blinkin' monkeys.....scared me rigid..
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i allways wanted a pair of the red shoes , when was little used to have a pair of red shoes not like Dorothy's mine where not sparkly just covered in scuffs and scratches ;D ;D
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You're atronaut suit will be red and sparkly, Dibs, martians won't know what's hit them, I'm going to go for the silvery glittery look, and DMs too, of course...
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do you think i could have red sparkly moonboots ;D ;D and do you think we could take Toto in a little basket ::) ::) ::) as there is no place like home
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I think that'd be OK, Dibs...but we'll need to check the EU rule book and whether it's OK to keep a small yappy dog in a basket whilst moonwalking....
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True lots do you fink they make moonsuits in small yappy dogs size, could aways hide him in space helmet ;D ;D ;D
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Icy. sorry if I got it wrong. I thought when Lottie first asked about meeting Ozzy she meant the member Ozzy, Thus creating the third member of the spelling saga?? Lottie tell me I am not going mad ;D ::)
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course yo are going mad Lorna , you must be you reply to our mad threads so you must be just as mad as us ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Dibber. OK I will admit about madness, I have tried over the past few months to keep you all in order but now find it easier to IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM JOIN THEM!!!! :o :o :o
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well said Lorna i will second that ;D ;D ;D see told you ,you are mad ............ :o :o :o :o
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Well all I can say dibs is......if you hide him in helmet and he does a russ
clothes peg on nose won't help......am barfing just at the thought..!!!!!!!
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Jags only you cold fink of that ;D ;D ;D perhaps the helmet not such a good ideal , ??? ??? could always put him in big spacesuit pocket ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Jags ....eeeeeuuuuuuu!!! He'll wear an atronaut nappy thingy...thing...the yappy dog, not Jags..... ;)Lorna, just to clarify, yes and yes... ;D
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think we had better make jags wear a astronaut nappy thingy for pointing it out , and they only come in pink ;D ;D ;D
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hey lots Delilah just gave me ideal ??? ??? ??? when we rocket lunch and get to moon , you know i don't have plot , i could have a plot on the moon , could sale veg for milloins first ever moon veg , very organic no pollution , we are on to something here lots , might have to let Delilah in on it as she did give my ideal
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Well.....there's a plan....wonder what would grow well......star fruit, obviously.....will make list and plan for your new plot... ;D ;D ;D
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Well dibs...I will supply manure from my pink space nappy !!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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And will supply urine for compost heap......used to play darts...good aimer.. :o :o....worried bout the weightlessness though ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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By the way lottie...whats an atronaut..??? ::) ::) ::) :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
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lmao jags but very organic ;D ;D ;D ;D , RC might want to come along too in case we meet any clangers he will be able to communicate for us ,wonder if mars bars would grow well there ;D ;D
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Jags a atronaut is a astronaut that cant pronounce his sssssssssssssssssss.................... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Soooooo instead of singing "Klingons on the starboard bow" we would be
singin clangers on the starboard bow.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I'm speechless... :-X
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Well thats a first lottie....!!!!meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedic....we need a
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedic...paper bag too
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Hells bells seems like the whole of A4A is going too !!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Met this guy outside girls.....says he is a stowaway from lotties shed down on
earth...but he used string to get out off shed...soooooo rofpml.
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You are so asking for a thwack.....THWACK can we forget the string thing cos I'm due back next week.....poor man.... had you considered pest control on the Moon, DIbs? Meg has really been thinking this out for you, and thinks you may have a problem with levitating snails and slugs......that's my gal!! ;D ;D ;D
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could be a problem lots ??? ??? lets hope the veg will stay in the ground will just have to weigh the seeds down with lead ;D ;D ;D might not be a bad thing slugs and snails floating , could always take Bob for pest control
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Mmmm....may need chicken poop too.....Bob is getting so excited, bless him, skipping round his little chain... ;D Had PM from Wards, Russ is all packed, she's just sorting out his chocolate drops and says we'l need a cleaning device for some reason.. ???
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perhaps we could take Russ as well get him little doggy moonsuit , and he could provide us with good manure ;D ;D ;D ;D could take a couple of chickens too just in-case
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Yup!! He's coming!! He arrived by parcel force this afternoon, suit included! In fact, Wards seemed very keen on the idea......very, very....Mmmm...
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Erm..Wards? We are intending for re-entry in late May....once runners and pots in.... but Russ will get a certificate, and his own fan club and I know you'll be sooo pleased to have him back with you.... ;D
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Thinking of your carpets ain't you Wardy chuck !!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Aww Wards!! His little ears have pricked up and he's so excited....erm....what's he doing to my Ficus??? ??? No Russ....bad dog...here have a choc drop.....you shouldn't have done that in your helmet!!! :o
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Wardy. Would you like to adopt Elsa? I think you will feel lonely without Russ :) :)
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Does she have a space suit Lorna? We have room for one more little one...but better hurry with posting, lift off is tonight....Russ had a good night Wards.....I on the other hand, spent it washing me Ficus and chasing him round the bedroom, he's speedy isn't he... ;D Oh yes, please send carpet shampoo... ::)
Think we also need a robot, Dibs...they always have a robot...
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hey wardy you might want russ back, ;D as he is going to be famous first dog on moon, ;D ;D ;D lets hope poor russ can fly to space without the help of lots Dms ;D ;D
lots spoke to Tesco this morning they are very interested in moon veg , ;D ;D ;D think there is going to be bit of a battle between them and asda very interrested to , i recken veg prices are going to rocket ;D ;D
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UC. Have just been out and bought a space suit for her (in case Wardy won't adopt her)
WardyYou are the first in the queue for adoption but can't keep the other people waiting much longer..ARE YOU GOING TO ADOPT HER OR NOT?
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Wardy. Just one last endearing habit she has (well the only one really) she would travel very well even to outer Mongolia ;D I am only joking really (I think!!) wouldn't part with her for all the tea in china..She is lovely really,but she does insist on being one foot from me, can't even go to the loo without finding her outside toilet door waiting!!
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So Elsa's not coming then.... ::) Dibs!! Room for the plumber.. ;D and thanks for the info after posting him, Wards. Spent most of the night with pillow, duvet and bucket on head, he's a jumpy little thing isn't he!!
Well done on getting the Teso contract, Dibs...have you included rocket fuel in estimate? And shall we aim for about 8ish for blast off? I need to hoover first and shampoo Russ.....I really do....is a very enclosed space... :P
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If russ's poop floats which I am assuming it will..weightlesness you see ::) ::)
does that not mean you will be in it over your necks ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh not the poooooooop....nooooooooooooooooooo lots has a
liking for home made bread.....mind you it might spread just like marmite !!!!!
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Just polishing the rocket....it's very shiney!! I've gone off marmite, Jags, very strange......and Offal sandwhiches, Mmmmm......my favourite... :-\
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THREE HOURS TO LIFT OFF,TELESCOPE AT THE READY
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Hey, when is take off?????? I got an ex flight engineer who would help you lot on your way. I am sooooooooo wishing he could join you. His head is up in the clouds anyways, so here he is woooooooooooooshhhhhh....... and he likes dogs.
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Carol. I am sure Lottie said 8pm for lift off. Then again you know Lottie is a bit erm erm erm struggling here to think of an apt description. Hope she is too busy to look at posts otherwise I will be blasted up there without a space suit ;D ;D
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Yup!!! 8 it is!! ;D ;D ;D Just popped in for preflight checks and to check me grunion sproggle barf......very important....and Lorna....I'm deeply erm! Very apt description... Russ off the grunion!! ::) OK...Dibs...where are you??? May need your flight engineer Carol... ;D And does anyone have a spare spoon? ???
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Will a ladle do,,,???? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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If its for russ's problem...may need a shovel :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Yup, Wards, I've polished his space boots, gave him bath, coat on and choc drops ready.....ish, he looks one cool hound.. ;D had to bring the Ficus too....erm....OK Jags ....what about string or sellotape? Me fuel injected lefflethwarth is a bit loose.... ::)
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Am wondering....standing here in my ear muffs and safety goggles....
knowing lots has built said rocket...should I be lookin for a nuclear shelter
to watch lift off..!!!!! :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
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You may mock!!But when me, Dibs and Russ are hurtling towards the moon, ready to make our millions in moon veg...well..then you'll be sorry... 8)
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You're too kind Wards... >:( ;) OK if I have to keep this bucket on me head all night, not a problem... :-\
Have to say, Dibs is cutting it a bit fine, and she's got the matches to start us up..... ???
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Wait, Lots. wait..... you got to take this 'flight engineer' he is absolutely no use here. He is a whizzz with a ..... put the word in. He will keeep you all calm and look after Russ. Bon Voyage.....
:o :o :o :o :o
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Launch delayed due to missing pilot, and me dorpleswag just dropped off.. ::) I could do with calming influence Carol....Russ has just...well....I'll never get that stain out.. ::) ::) ::)
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Erm...Wards....I've got Russ, he's fine!!! It's Dibs, I seem to have mislaid her.... :-\
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Erm...Wards.....we're having to delay cos Dibs is waiting for her cake to finish cooking.....I've stll got a few last minute repairs to me hoe to carry out, meanwhile, Russ is practising his moonwalk...he's really very good, you'll be impressed... :)
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we still cant launch , have been waiting for cabbage seeds from suttons seeds still not arrived :o :o they told me that these seeds will do well on moon,apart from that all is go macthes in hand and all moon suited up will sleep in suit tonite to get practise ;D ;D ;D ;D
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OK.....did the moon marrows arrive? And could you take Russ for tonight.....my Ficus is turning yellow......and I need to polish me visor... 8)
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moon marrows arrived safely , i will take russ if you send him with doggy bag , only one nite as he will miss the Ficus to much,and he needs to finsh he moon training
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Dominique. I do apologise, my arm was aching so much!! Had been holding that flipping telescope for 24 hours non stop :'(
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Listen, I'm sorry OK!! Call it a technical hitch.....Dibs is mid cake creating and some things just take precedence over rocket launching......Lorna....Russ has run off with your telescope.... ::)
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Lottie. I expect he is using it to look for Wardy.
. He wants to know how she can discard him like this. :'(
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LOR!!! Oh no!!! Ady's trying to braid Russ!!! :o :o :o
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Right!! Bed!!! Someone remove Russ's braids,Wards will shoot me!! But aww he does look sweet in pig tails.... tomorrow, launch, though have to take Meg to Guides first....so be about 9ish....D, can you let NASA know? They're watching with interest, or is it disbelief.. ::) ;)
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Erm exscuse me!!! But Russ wants to go to into space!! Cos he does, he'sjust clinging to the goat cos he's found a friend is all..... :-\
And Ady braided them together.... ::)
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Sorry...sniff......as she wanders off in a dejected manner, dragging her space suit behind her....Russ and the goat staggering to keep up....
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;D ;D ;D Thanks D!!! OK off to crash at Dibs, get busy with the sellotape....launch for definite tomorrow!!!! Probably.... :-\ ;D
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MORNING!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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morning all ,lottie i woke up with you moon boot in my mouth ;D ;D you will have to be more carefull where you put you feet at night or you Russ and goat will have to sleep in the escape pod , ::) ::) ::) at-least the double sided sticky tape mended the suit
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Sorry, Dibs...I am a bit of a sprawler....can I have my boot back now? Ooo I like what you've done with Russ' moon boots, nifty! Not sure the goat likes the weights on it's beard though...Right, what needs doing? And what time is launch now? ::)
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i recken all go for 9oclock this evening, still need to make last minute adjustments to the rocket fuel the vodka dont seem to be burning to well :o :o :o :o needs a bit more meths, and i dont fink the duck tape is strong enough to hold the burners on ,part from that looks good :) :) :) :)
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Erm vodka wasn't for burning... ::) OK I have Wardy's pack up, though bit mystified as to the the contents of the brown bag? ??? 9 suits me fine, time for a quick sarnie and a scrub.......Perhaps elacky bands would work better? Just going to charge me ipod, finding moon 2 step music... ;D
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have sorted problem got burners to stay on with cable ties ;D ;D ;D so what was the vodka for , ??? ???
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Hic....dunno.... ;D
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u mean i have been trying to burn your liquid lunch
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Erm....no? ;D Just a few pre-flight nerves is all. Can't think why! Rocket's looking good to go, Russ and goat having last
run stagger about, Bob kitted out, and still time to go to the pub!! ;D
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Hey Dibs......psst.....shall we just launch? ;D
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hey lottie have found spare spacesuit ,we can take another person , if they can get the next 6 months off of work and have all moon vaccinations and have moon passport they can come , please pm if interested and lottie and i will interview for final 6 , after quick moon assult course the lucky person Will be pick .............................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D lots do you fink we will be inadated with applicants
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Cos we will, Dibs....I mean, who would pass up a chance to spend 6 months in a confined space with a goat, Russ, you in your lovely wig and pink glittery suit, and me with me tele tubbie stickers and sprawling habit! ;D
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true lots , bet they are jumping at the chance , if we dont get any pms will only be because they dont have moon passport ;D ;D
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You have had your flumpstoggle jab, haven't you, Dibs?
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lots i fink my pm sevice is not working ;D ;D ;D
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yes had that one what a funny place they jab you ................ ;D ;D ;D ;D have you had you moonstuckmedown jab .............????????????
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Yup! Still can't sit down... ::) And perhaps someone's been naughty again and we've lost PM ability...hang on I'll attempt PM procedure....put your seat belt on... ;D
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i fink its a overload where to many peeps trying to pm us, to much for puter
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Mmmm...true.....have you started interviewing? Don't forget to ask who has the biggest box of matches....very important..
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very important what size feet aswell , only have size 14 left ;D ;D
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hang find really thick pair of socks so size 6 upwards can apply ;D ;D
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Well that narrows it down.... ;D Can we pop to the shops Dibs? I need more Mr Sheen, that blessed goat.....grrrrr...
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i have most the supply's , but we could do with some more pilchards, not doing very well with trying to weigh down this glass of milk
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OK, will get a tin of pilchards, Mr Sheen, more bin bags, thank you Russ, extra batteries, more sellotape and some elastic...Oooo and don't forget your adress book for letters home ;D
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got me writting paper and pens, but not to sure what days the postman comes on the moon ,on to the post office now they got me on hold hate greensleves
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MMMMMMMmmmmm...good point bout postie, perhaps we'd do better with me laptop, I'm sure we can grab a satellite as we go by, or perhaps a megaphone....anyway, shall I bring my trumpet?
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I am size 14.... but I am sooooooo not going to the moon :o :o :o takes me
all my time to navigate Tescos......besides I would never be able to fit a big
enough packed lunch in !!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Well don't we just aim and fire? ???
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Jags you are just playing hard to get you know you what to be one of our space cadets ;D ;D ;D ;D and having size 14 we really what like you to come to the moon, me lots Russ Bob and the goat jags what a opportunity ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and jags dont worry no tesco on the moon , lots yes definate on the trumpet
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Can't and shan't cos I would be left to take russ out for a float !!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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jags we would let you plants the space cabbage , ;D ;D ;D
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He's just got moon envy is all DIbs...speaking of which, did you load the chooks? And their leads? Thought fresh eggs may be nice, though not sure if the cow is going to fit.. ???
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chooks all loaded ,manage to fit cow in your sleeping quarters i thought you would not mind ;D ;D ;D
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That's OK,Dibs! Thought I'd sit on the rocket, get a good view.. ;D OK meet back here at 9 then... OOoo getting all excted now!!
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Can't come!! :'( :'( Dental appointment , and if I cancel will cost me £30 ???
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Lorna it 9pm tonite i am sure you will not be at dentist , you must come Lorna we have big pair of scissors for you to cut the ribbon , and wardy you are to christen the ship with a bottle of liquid fertiliser
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Think it could be cow blasted to bits over moon! ;D ;D ;D
9 tongiht Lorna!!! SHould be spectacular!!!
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DOH!! I know left off is tonight. I will just watch through my telescope, I am sure you won't be back by morning!! I can't afford the £30 penalty. all together ahhhhhh. Bon voyage.
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EVEN LIFT OFF ::) ::) ::)
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Dibs!!! Now!!!! Quick!! We're going to end up being deleted before take off!! I'll start loading...1 goat, 1 Russ, 1 cow....moon cabbages, vodka...euuuu....meths..euuuu....wine... ;D plasters and bandages, WD40, sellotape....crisps...and loo roll.....OK....foot tapping.... :-X
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hurry lots hurry the cow wont fit throw the door , god i have dropped the vodka..................smash, cabbages are rolling down the the take off pad lots HELP ,
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STOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!! Had a thought......unless...unless...this is a cunning plan to get us on the moon and then lock it behind us....mmm....we may find ourselves in the Laundry setion... ???
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perhaps you right , i mean i have no applications for space cadets , they must know something we don't
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Yes probably my engineering skills... ::) shall we just sit and wait for that big hand to pick us up and drop us mercilessly in an unknown territory? We could still wear our suits, just to be on the safe side....or blast off like Thelma and Louise do Mars.... ??? ;D
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Wards can I have the empty bottle, OH just finished putting shed up and making coldframe, I've now asked very nicely if he can make me a comfrey pipe, shown him your piccy and he just rolled his eyes, wandering off in despair!!!!!!!!
"whats she gonna ask me to do next" ::) ::)
good luck guys, shall miss you ;)
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thanks Deliah , but not sure take off will be tonite as rocket don't look to sturdy
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Erm...Dibs.....guess what Russ just lit... ;D ;D ;D ;D Come on gal!! jump!!
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helmets on shut the door ........... the meths are burning well here we go,........... the rocket is shaking hope the duck tape holds it together ;D ;D ;D
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Well.....COOoooooeeee!!! Phew! Who'd have thought it!! Not only grown veg sucCessfully on the moon, but Russ is now space ship trained the goat can play the trumpet, and....and...it appears the combination of meths, vodka and sellotape, is the key to time travel....Good years/20min work, I reckon, Dibs me ol mate!! And look the files are still here... ;D ;D ;D
What do you reckon to the supernatural kind next....Dibs..DIBS!!! ::)
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Houston....we have a problem...........shes still here !!!!!!! :o :o ;D ;D
scooping my coat and running for the door ....break neck speed !!!!
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Jags, we've been, we've looked and had a wander and all sorts...very pretty, crappy soil though....now doing X file stuff....I think or whatver. not fussed....need a drink actually, Dibs is well....very excitable driver... :P
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Hey Dibs, get your butt out of that cockpit....Have had a PM from Dan, says he's sorry couldn't make it to the moon, but apparently his brocoli needed weeding ::) ;)...and Files are fine, but you have to stop goat braiding and no more bad language from you matey...tst....soooo....erm.....what you done with Russ? And where's me Ficus? ???
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Russ has gone moonwalking to do his thing , got him on long chain as he said he might pop over to Jupiter , :o :o :o shame Dan could not make it will send him postcard, soil is so rocky , WOW lottie what was that did you see that ....................... ::) ::) ::) ::)
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What? THAT!!!! :o :o :o
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yes That ................wish all them at home could see, get the satellite dish set up :o :o :o
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Dibs.....it's a cloud? ::) We landed last night? Erm.....you haven't left Russ have you? OOOoooooerrrrrr.. :-X
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clouds look so different on moon will take some getting used to , ;D ;D ;D quick lottie come see Bobs found water ,
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Think of Laural...without Hardy.......think of Morcambe without Wise think of
all the great double acts.......we had a new pair of comics in Dibs and Lots
maybe not as big as the stars above......but the laughs were great and I
enjoyed the ride ladies......soooooooo as we bring the curtain down on the files
thank you not once but a hundered times and more.
THE END