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Poolcue

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Why do women lie?
« on: December 16, 2012, 09:18:33 »
Woke up tis morning and noticed that my basil plants on the windowsill are sitting in a tray of water.
The wife denies all knowledge.
Perhaps I have a ghost with a watering fetish

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Re: Why do women lie?
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2012, 09:44:50 »
Gardening in your sleep?
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Re: Why do women lie?
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2012, 10:11:08 »
You can always tell when a woman lies - her lips move! :toothy10:
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Re: Why do women lie?
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2012, 10:18:27 »
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Woke up tis morning and noticed that my basil plants on the windowsill are sitting in a tray of water.
The wife denies all knowledge.

-dog/cat have 'watered' them?
-leak above the plants...rain, fault in plumming?

if none above...not quite a lie then...she is just not admitting for doing so... :tongue3:

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Re: Why do women lie?
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2012, 12:32:35 »
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fault in plumming
My plumbing does not reach the windowsill.

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Re: Why do women lie?
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2012, 21:10:33 »
Poolcue, when was the last time YOU watered the Basil?
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Re: Why do women lie?
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2012, 21:30:28 »
You can always tell when a woman lies - her lips move! :toothy10:
Isn't that rather misogynistic?
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