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A JOKE!
« on: February 26, 2005, 09:51:30 »
What's red and invisible?
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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2005, 10:35:57 »
 ;D A self appointed Moderator ;D ;D ;D :o

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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2005, 12:38:44 »
no tomato

I saw this somewhere else but I have to confess to not getting it so if this is the answer, please explain - I am a bit thick today :)
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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2005, 16:51:54 »
still don't get it though  ???
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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2005, 20:44:46 »
Tomatoes are red, but if there are no tomatoes then they are invisible because there are none there.
Does this help?
Melanie :)

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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2005, 21:51:59 »
Call that a joke?

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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2005, 01:23:10 »
Tomatoes are red, but if there are no tomatoes then they are invisible because there are none there.
Does this help?
Melanie :)
OK then - my first thoughts were correct, I did get it, I just thought I didn't because it is just not funny. :)
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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2005, 08:40:24 »
No its not funny is it :(
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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2005, 12:46:45 »
and surely if it was invisible then it wouldn't be red?  :P

Why is this on the Edible Plants section anyway?

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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2005, 14:33:16 »
Cos its to do with tomatoes, but there again if they are invisible the're not there and hence are not edible plants!!!! ;D
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Re: A JOKE!
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2005, 14:38:48 »
OOoops! classic blunder, they are there, just can't be seen, so I suppose they can be included in this part of the forum.  :-\
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