I thought I had a good bargain. Decorated the little bedroom with some Laura Ashley wallpaper. End of batch, £4 a roll. I really earned myself some brownie points as she thought I paid full price £28 a roll.
Wouldn't it look nice with matching curtains she said, £350 a set! I've told her they were out of stock, but I bet she goes and checks. But it won't stop there will it? Next will be matching bed spread and pillow cases. Then Oh don't the carpet look tatty now, and a chandelier will set it off lovely. She made me a loverly salt beef sandwich for lunch, It will be get yer own tomorrow.
So not much of a bargain :(