Ok calm your knickers down all of you ;)
firstly it was to me that the original the doh comment was made to - I did not take offence, secondly it is not a competition of who's right, you're all right in your own way and all bring your own experiences to the forum which is very helpful :)
Lastly I think you should all apologise and make friends again, you never know what great gardening delima is around the corner.. ;D