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tim

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If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« on: April 07, 2010, 16:49:41 »
-  get the News of the World this Sunday.

You have been warned!!
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GRACELAND

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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 16:56:06 »
ANY CLUES??

ie gardening related ??
 :D
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 17:08:44 »
Quote from: tim on April 07, 2010, 16:49:41
-  get the News of the World this Sunday.

You have been warned!!

Katie Price signed by Gardeners World, to replace Alys??????
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 17:41:10 »
C'mon spill the beans.  ;D
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tim

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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 18:41:42 »
Gardening related? Only because I happen to garden!

More like an Anniversary.
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GRACELAND

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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 18:47:18 »
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 19:26:10 »
Lord Lucan found tending his lottie in Norfolk, with Shergar supplying the nuts in the paddock behind him.     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   :P
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 20:14:32 »
Concord, that pinacle of British engineering, turns out to have been invented by the French.
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 17:47:24 »

It is Tim and Katie Price.

Peter Stringfellow told me that he had seen the photos and they made him blush.

« Last Edit: April 08, 2010, 18:49:46 by PurpleHeather »
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tim

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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 18:18:43 »
My lips are sealed!
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 18:29:38 »
Happy 90th birthday for today Tim :-)

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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2010, 19:12:58 »
All our exposes are carefully researched and I can confidently confirm the accuracy of our reporting.
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2010, 20:02:11 »
Recognizing you as an aging  RAF officer . 92 years  in April since the flying Corps merged with Navy Air Service. They are doing a stamp of you!!! Giving you an OBE,, or better still a gold plated garden fork  to be presented in your garden by Prince Charles..(both in wellies of course)



Or...  the News of the World was hanging over the garden gate when you were weeding in your unmentionables!!!


Tim, we don't get the paper here.XX Jeannine
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 20:15:18 »
The News of the World is renowned for its sex scandals so I dread to think what Tim has been up to and with whom!!   ;D ;D ;D

Jeannine, you can read the paper on line here: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 11:42:07 »
Well it beats me, hope someone puts a better link on, as I am not in the Uk.
What's this rubbish about Tim being 90??? That can't be possible, are you pulling his leg??
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2010, 12:44:05 »
Tim, it wasn't you having an altercation with Katie Price in the Comet carpark, was it :)
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2010, 13:23:36 »
Quote from: antipodes on April 09, 2010, 11:42:07
What's this rubbish about Tim being 90??? That can't be possible, are you pulling his leg??

Look at Tim's profile...

... I know... it seems unbelieveable... puts me at least to shame...
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2010, 13:57:40 »
 :o :o :o :o :o
Heavens above, I am hard pressed doing all that at 40!!!  ;D ;D ;D
So it's true that hard work keeps you young (bugger, bugger, bugger, I was hoping it was more sitting with your feet up with a McVities digestive watching EastEnders!!)
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2010, 15:09:06 »
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Re: If you want a bit of shock/horror,
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2010, 16:17:03 »
Jeannine - you've come closest. But we're not being given anything - mean b******s! - exceopt lunch!!
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