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VANDALISM---and not kids.
Cabbage Patch:
Support the police approach, we used to have sporadic problems but the police were really helpful and the issue has now disappeared!
Good Luck
greenfists:
Maybe I should become the virtual neighbourhood officer for the forum, a PC PC so to speak.
I feel some police puns coming on..............
A hole has appeared in my lottie. The police are looking into it.
The lottie toilet has been stolen. The police say they have nothing to go on. etc etc etc.
Seriously if I can help anyone let me know.
emmy1978:
and people say coppers have no sense of humour.... ;D
cornykev:
Where do you live Greenfists
999 letsbe avenue.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
lushy86:
A thousand dogs were stolen from the petshop yesterday - the ploice say they have no leads....
or
A local man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk and cornflakes, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks... Police suspect a cereal killer.
;D ;D ;D
Lushy x
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