Author Topic: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club? (Read 8799 times)

Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) · « **on:** October 12, 2009, 16:22:02 »

Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?

Baccy Man · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2009, 16:25:46 »

Did he pull a mussel by any chance?

ceres · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2009, 16:27:58 »

:D :D

They're obviously not working you hard enough Psi! ;)

Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2009, 16:40:17 »

arf, he did indeed!

I'll cut the bad jokes and spare you good people!

Psi

Emagggie · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2009, 17:55:21 »

More more more!! I love silly jokes. ;D ;D

cornykev · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2009, 21:00:09 »

Couple of weeks later he found out he had crabs. :-X ;D ;D ;D

Borlotti · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2009, 21:04:31 »

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2009, 21:50:34 »

I dont want to karp on about it...

Emagggie · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2009, 23:29:30 »

Thank Cod for that.

ceres · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:19:25 »

There's a plaice for jokes.

ceres · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:21:31 »

Can you speak up a bit, my herring's not so good.

ceres · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:27:06 »

Stop pouting, it doesn't suit you.

ceres · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:27:59 »

You're dribbling, do you need a bib?

ceres · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:29:23 »

Should I declare my advantage as a scuba diver and marine biologist ;D

PurpleHeather · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2009, 08:02:29 »

Should I declare my advantage as a scuba diver and marine biologist ;D

Only if you can play a bass underwater

small · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2009, 08:37:24 »

This is like a bad bream, I'll wake up soon.

Rhubarb Thrasher · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2009, 08:53:14 »

what a load of pollocks

OllieC · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2009, 08:58:03 »

Jokes like this are so shellfish...

reddyreddy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:18:03 »

Ollie, don't be such a snapper! ;)

Paulines7 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2009, 10:21:51 »

Did the prawn say to the mussel "Come up and see my urchins"?

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