Topic: I challenge you all to a biggest tomato contest!!!!!!!!!!!

[thegreatgardener]

Well I challenge you all to biggest tomato contest.

The rules are simple you all verse me ,biggest outside grown tomato wins.
And of course the prize besides bragging rights,10 1 oz in silver coins (current value £76 as of DEC 31 2008) (which i shall provide)
and the admission the side that wins is best at gardening.

What say you or are you up for the challenge!!!!!!!

The winners will be judged by an independent panel use pictures of tomatoes
next to a special chart that prevents cheating.

[Eristic]

TGG why are you so afraid of an external onsite verifier? I put it to you that you are both a fraud and a bulshitter.

Photos by themselves are wothless as proof and you have a track record of failing even to post photos.

Happy New Year.

[thegreatgardener]

Eristic  i have no trouble with an outside verifier.
 the chart in question prevents photo fraud.
which picture are you referring to.
here is picture of a watermelon i grew few years back.

[ACE]

As a great believer in good will to all men and all that sh!te, tonight you have  been un-ignored, tgg (note no caps)  for tonight and one night only.

Now firstly, your car is not taxed, and if that little marrow on your front seat is your claim to fame I would not shout too loudly.

Com'n, You have sucked me in, I have been in his game for over 40 years and can only make about £40,000 a year. Where am I going wrong? Would I have been better following you and be a traffic warden or a time and motion tw@t.

I know you are just jesting and having a wind up but it is getting a tad tedious now and poor old Dan should be wishing us a happy new year instead of banning me for telling you to f**k off

[Eristic]

Happy New Year Ace. I've got a bottle of vintage Rioja on the go if you care to have an isip.

As for tgg,  watermelons in Harlesden high St are bigger than that. They have to be sliced at sale so that the slaves can carry them to the folks cars.

[ACE]

Thanks for the drink mate, do you know it still tastes like whiskey

[Eristic]

I never open the whiskey unless I have company otherwise I tend to do things like dig someone elses plot by mistake.

[saddad]

Cheers!  ;D

[thegreatgardener]

so where in UK do they grow 104lbs water melons
besides Bernard Lavery's green house.
ACE marrows are another example bad uk food thanks for reminding me.

[saddad]

**** off TGG  :-X

[ACE]

so where in UK do they grow 104lbs water melons
besides Bernard Lavery's green house.
ACE marrows are another example bad uk food thanks for reminding me.

2cwt  I've p!ssed them. Ah but marrows albeit large courgettes stuffed with fatty mince, unless you are english you would not understand.

[thegreatgardener]

ace sorry but marrows and courgette are not same at all.
I don't have time to explain difference between two to you, but you might try emailing  Harry Paris he will set you straight.

[Eristic]

sorry but marrows and courgette are not same at all.

We've been down this road before with you. They are all pepos or summat similar and some little courgettes grow into decent sized marrows. They are all much of a muchness.

As for the watermelons: The watermelons here in the local shops are bigger than most American ones and a quarter of the price. You would know that if ever you came to visit this beautiful country that people are fighting to get into all the time. That includes the Americans,most of whoom are welcome.

[thegreatgardener]

 how big are the watermelons?
 how much do the watermelons cost?

[Baaaaaaaa]

how big are the watermelons?
 how much do the watermelons cost?

About twice the size of your ego and cost 10 1 oz in silver coins.

[thegreatgardener]

Baaaaaaaa: Sorry but only the japaneese would pay £76  for a watermelon. 
As for having big ego you are wrong again.  maybe you should go back to watching repeats of "Simply  come dancing " ttfn

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