She wants a new motor, so I direct her down the road to a nice little convertable mini cooper, no good she says 'you would not get in or out. (cheeky cow). So off we go around all the garages, don't like the colour, don't like the shape, don't like the salesman, I would not be seen dead in one of those, etc, etc.
I am just about to chuck it all in and go home when some smarmy barsteward of a salesman convinces her this is just the right motor for her, and if she likes it he will throw in one of those scummy little dolls
Well she fell for it so she now has a motor that was made for a younger generation, in fact I have already named it the 'acne carriage' .
My street cred has gone straight out of the window, I shall have to get myself a burka to go out in it.
Has anybody else got one? C'mon tell us the bad points perhaps she might change her mind.