Author Topic: can anyone lend me a belt?  (Read 1098 times)

debster

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can anyone lend me a belt?
« on: August 18, 2008, 22:32:06 »
my suitcases have not arrived back from my holiday yet and not only were the majority of my best clothes in there (summer most of them and probably not gonna be needed any more this year lol) but my only belt was there i nearly lost my jeans in the garden today, (better fitting pair are in the case lol)

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Re: can anyone lend me a belt?
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2008, 22:39:12 »
What's yer belly size? Bet yer bigger than me....if not I'll lend you one with a nudy bint on it!

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Re: can anyone lend me a belt?
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2008, 22:41:37 »
oh me belly size is deffo bigger then yours but what is a nudy bint please?  ;D

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Re: can anyone lend me a belt?
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2008, 22:47:10 »
A nudy Bint is.....Woah!.....is this site public domain.........?

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Re: can anyone lend me a belt?
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 18:41:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Debs if you've seen one nudy bint you've seen 'em all........you're a nurse aren't you ;)?
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Re: can anyone lend me a belt?
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 19:26:29 »
Just use some baler twine: the traditional solution to a no-belt situation.  :D

 

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