Topic: Gardening in the raw...

[Jeannine]

Oh now you're bragging. I am going to send a PM to JRP he hs a thing about bodyparts.

[Tin Shed]

If you wait till the summer, RT, I will send you a fig leaf - the tree is a bit bare at the moment!!!!

[Jeannine]

My privet is flourishing will that cover it

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

let's leave your privets out of it Jeannine.

i'm running out of Naturist jokes, as I posted some other ones on another thread.
Here's on from a seaside postcard

Bloke Naturist - "I'm pleased to meet you!"
Girl Naturist - "Blimey, I can see you are!!!"

[Lauren S]

A naked man fears no pickpockets.

A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

A harp is a nude piano.

Nudist Resort sign - Sorry, Clothed for Winter.

Always swim nude.  Sharks hate to peel their food.

Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.

Never cook bacon when you're naked.

 ;D  ;D  ;D