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STAR Captions
« on: October 18, 2007, 14:21:53 »
Thanks to and idea 'Star' gave me when I saw her dog/tree pic....here's a thread with your pic's for a 'Star' caption from you...here's my pic and feeble caption..

No tie, no entry...vamoose!

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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2007, 16:37:12 »
I hear your mum is quite a cow round these parts......













Im flattered Ken..........*blush* :-*
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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2007, 03:05:24 »
" Definitely garlic"

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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2007, 16:31:51 »
"Do you think if we stand still enough, no one will notice we have glued our noses together with a bit of straw for a laugh?...."
If it's not pouring with rain, I'm either in the garden or at the lottie! Probably still there in the rain as well TBH....🥴

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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2007, 01:29:41 »
"Do we look like sheep you stupid dog"

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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2007, 01:41:52 »
"I can see right up your nostril".............
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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2007, 10:13:02 »
If I were giving out prizes I'd give one to Star, one to FL and one to Deb P.
All the others so far are rubbish.

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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2007, 10:47:28 »
" look into my eyes dog ..you are feeling sleepy...when i count to 3 you will wake up ...and think your a cat"

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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2007, 12:35:22 »
You are a card Ken, only the three of us innit so far..........was I not s'posed to notice  ??? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2007, 13:07:25 »
There are?
Well, I'll be blowed!... :o

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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2007, 15:14:56 »
  You will never guess what i have just heard!!!.

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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2007, 11:18:48 »
   "Go on..nobodies looking ...give us a kiss."

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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2007, 11:27:14 »
Anyone with a new pic for here? It really does help being a little crazy, eh?  ::)

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« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2007, 09:32:12 »
Poooh!  You've got smelly breath.      :P

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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2007, 17:15:53 »
"Right .. here's the plan. You're on your way to the slaughterhouse unless we execute an escape worthy of a Disney cartoon.

COWS! Gather on the left-hand side of the fence near the chicken shed and pay particular attention to the small gap 45 degrees to the right. The wire is very thin there and if you all pull together (as a herd) you can break through it easily.

When I give the signal (4 short barks) then run like f**k!

When we are all safe in Mr. Grodfeld's barn (approximately 2.3 miles up the A365 - turn left at the bus shelter) then we'll discuss the Disney Deal.

101 Freesians I reckon!

On your marks ... get set .....
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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2007, 12:38:29 »
"I hate thunder."

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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2007, 13:08:44 »
I wanted to be a priest before I was a nun.....
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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2007, 13:17:45 »
When i'm thirsty i can limbo under anything  ;D
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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2007, 00:11:43 »
8, 9, 10.....coming ready or not!.............
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Re: STAR Captions
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2007, 16:27:47 »
Does this colour suit me ;D
Happy gardening all...........Pat

 

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