Author Topic: Well, there I was whittling away, when... (Read 5874 times)

kenkew · « **on:** September 24, 2007, 21:11:58 »

...I noticed the hazel tree in front of my house....

kenkew · « **Reply #1 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:12:55 »

....It was chucking nuts all over the place...

kenkew · « **Reply #2 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:15:47 »

So, I thought....what a waste. I could do something with them...maybe not eat 'em...there a bit small, but they must be good for something...So...I gathered some up....

kenkew · « **Reply #3 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:18:07 »

...Laid out a few tools....

kenkew · « **Reply #4 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:19:59 »

...and a few more...

kenkew · « **Reply #5 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:22:51 »

...and with a tin of fresh nuts tried to make my mind up which one to start on....then there was this little voice....It came twice...sort of like this...

kenkew · « **Reply #6 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:28:14 »

So, off we went. Among all the drilling and shaving and cutting and rasping and chuckling (not me chuckling...the nutty ones did that)...we sort of ended up with a nut or two far happier now than they before, just laying there waiting to get kicked, or worse still, run over!

kenkew · « **Reply #7 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:31:07 »

The ranks were swelling...

kenkew · « **Reply #8 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:35:57 »

But...There was a problem. Apparently, all new Nutty's have to be inspected on completion, (Yes, it was a suprise to me too). An inspection by the terrible 'Ma Grazz' is really something else. She's a real terror by all accounts but I wasn't too worried until it happened.....! The cry went out...

kenkew · « **Reply #9 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:37:33 »

Sure enough! In no time at all, Ma Grazz landed on the work bench....Oooo!

kenkew · « **Reply #10 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:42:16 »

Talk about panic! Everyone was running around not knowing what to do...they had to line-up for inspection but they were all over the place enjoying a bit of freedom and...well, just panicking...sort of...

kenkew · « **Reply #11 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:44:53 »

Some tried to hide, some lined up properly, some just lost it...

kenkew · « **Reply #12 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:47:42 »

kenkew · « **Reply #13 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:53:16 »

...and so began the inspection...
"Mmmm...you use furniture polish on this?"

kenkew · « **Reply #14 on:** September 24, 2007, 21:54:09 »

( to be continued )

SnooziSuzi · « **Reply #15 on:** September 24, 2007, 22:01:01 »

Ken, I think its completely safe to say:

You're a nutter!!

kenkew · « **Reply #16 on:** September 24, 2007, 22:39:40 »

I'm also a Twiggy...!

kenkew · « **Reply #17 on:** September 24, 2007, 22:44:09 »

"Yup, I was right, furniture polish...get it off, lad!"

kenkew · « **Reply #18 on:** September 24, 2007, 22:46:24 »

"Right, who's next? Good heavens, got to inspect that mess of hair over there."

kenkew · « **Reply #19 on:** September 24, 2007, 22:47:52 »

"What the heck is that in your nose? That's disgusting!"

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