Oh ... tell me about 'run-flat' tyres ::)
I have a particular FAULTY-TYRE MAGNET' that attaches itself to my metal handbag every 3 months.
"Trixie .. your tyre has exploded"
"Replace it then! By the way .. what exploded it?"
"2 empty cans of Coke, a nail & 3 drawing pins"
"Should I have driven 4,000 miles yesterday then. I went to Belgium!"
"Not really. But did you bring me some chocolate?"