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tim

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Is it sheer cussedness?
« on: June 14, 2004, 16:57:21 »
Why do climbing beans ALWAYS go up their neighbour's pole?

Why do tomatoes ALWAYS grow out at 30 degrees to the stake?
(No, not towards the light - often directly away from it)

And 'lay out your onions in the sun to dry off the roots?' Have you noticed how that so often brings on a prolonged wet spell?

= Tim
« Last Edit: June 14, 2004, 17:17:24 by tim »

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Re:Is it sheer cussedness?
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2004, 17:39:29 »
Tim, when you talk to your plants -what are you saying :o

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Re:Is it sheer cussedness?
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2004, 18:31:47 »
Get the *+&*^** up the right pole?  And do they listen...? = Tim

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Re:Is it sheer cussedness?
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2004, 18:37:24 »
Sorry but I a comment my sister said on the laying out of onions and the wet spell. I would first like to point out she was 8 and this was when my dad had an allotment. I would say her age now but thats impolite, lets just say she's in college and I'm 22. I was her big brother.

Anyway enough waffle.

"the onions must make the clouds cry too"

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Re:Is it sheer cussedness?
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2004, 18:46:16 »
Congatulate her on a brilliant observation! = Tim

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Re:Is it sheer cussedness?
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2004, 18:48:29 »
I couldn't do that. She'd be flabbagasted  :o I told anyone.
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Re:Is it sheer cussedness?
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2004, 18:50:49 »
You're right about the runners too Tim.I've tried talking to them but to no avail they still do it.
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Re:Is it sheer cussedness?
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2004, 19:56:09 »
The answer to the bean question is to apply `reverse` Psychology. Start the darlings off on the wrong pole and they will soon move over ;D

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Re:Is it sheer cussedness?
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2004, 09:55:07 »
TrailRat - that's so beautiful - really poetic! I love it!
gone to pot :D

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Re:Is it sheer cussedness?
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2004, 13:23:09 »
Tis mother nature pulling a fast one on us for trying to mess with nature!  My onions have started to flop over, right ontop of my spring onions!  I try to carefully bend them away, and they spring back on my spring onions!  And my peas, will they scramble up the twigs, no, they languish along the ground!  :-\  Great comment from your skin and blister TraiRat, liked that a lot!  ;D

 

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