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Marymary

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Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« on: May 16, 2007, 16:54:41 »
Two lovely female flowers on a round, green courgette and not a male in sight!  ;D


mr plasma

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2007, 18:07:22 »
patience im sure one will turn up soon we usually do,try spraying it with impulse :)

tim

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2007, 18:20:27 »
VERY early - & unusual. Mostly the male is first!

Could be that they will self-fertilise?

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2007, 19:09:11 »
As Tim says odd, you usually get a flush of Male flowers before the females...
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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2007, 20:33:03 »
Will this do?  ;D


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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2007, 21:10:33 »
How romantic  :-*

Marymary

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2007, 22:20:59 »
Please TG blow some of that pollen this way.  :)

I have always had loads of male flowers on all my courgettes first & usually waited ages for the first female.   Certainly is a weird year.

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2007, 22:33:37 »
Well there is a book on the go written by a geneticist, claims males will redundant before too long, I forget the title,he apparently puts up a good case too.He says it has already happened it some species and it happening more all the time.So maybe we will become self pollinating too girls.   Mmmm even at my age I am not too excited about that idea.XX Jeannine
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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2007, 00:42:59 »
Well, I have never noticed a difference between the male and female flowers, I just think... oooh! how pretty and then get tasty courgettes! Will look a bit closer when they flower and see if I can tell the difference... and Jeanine, self-pollinating sounds interesting to me, but a male always comes in handy! Lin

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2007, 07:38:28 »
No matter what the clever people say, there will never be a substitiute for good quality foot warming on a cold and frosty night ;)

cj :)

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2007, 10:46:34 »
LAst year we had "Pumpkin Porn" on the site, now we have a "Courgette Dating Agency" - we really are a weird bunch!!!   ;D ;D
Kathi :-)

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2007, 17:08:52 »
i do have a bush going to stud ;D

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2007, 17:16:37 »
What is it's pedigree, is it entire and do you want first pick !! XX Jeannine
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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2007, 17:20:22 »
like its owner jeannine it is very vigorous ,looks good in a raised bed and produces well! :)

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2007, 17:28:49 »
now, now, you two.. ;D

Marymary

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2007, 20:33:29 »
Think I need speed dating cos the flowers are fading fast - there is a male looks like it will open in the next day or so but will it be in time ???????????????

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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2007, 16:00:44 »
LAst year we had "Pumpkin Porn" on the site, now we have a "Courgette Dating Agency" - we really are a weird bunch!!!   ;D ;D

Ha Ha...*Courgette Dating Agency*...;D
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Re: Why is there never a man around when you want one?
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2007, 17:48:08 »
Marymary - I'm not sure you need to worry about the fella being late, by the looks of your photo there are already courgettes forming just behind the flowers!

Way to go girls - who needs men!

 

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