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Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
« on: October 23, 2006, 20:40:30 »
Groanworthy pumpkin jokes apply here, please:

Here is Small Triff's current favourite:


What's a pumpkin's favourite sport?




SQUASH

 ::) ;D ::)
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Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2006, 21:41:31 »
GROAN.............. ;D
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Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2006, 08:11:12 »
I yes I remember that phase from my own, sadly coming up 17 in Spring!
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Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2006, 09:22:51 »
Mine are still at it at 22 and 28. ::)
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Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2006, 19:06:50 »
... and the latest from Small Triff's seasonal pumpkin collection
(sorry: I have to share it -- it's too painful to keep to myself!)

When a pumpkin gets a scratch on its skin, what should you use to make it feel better?


(oh dear....)



A pumpkin patch
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Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2006, 22:30:54 »
Oh dear dear, ;D ;D
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Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2006, 21:53:03 »
ahem.................................
ready?...................


Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi

Taking my coat........................................................................................
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Re: Read only if you have a Joke Appreciation Age of 7 years old
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2006, 23:23:14 »
Aaaagggghhhhhhhhh ::) ;D
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