Author Topic: Hands and Knees (Read 12473 times)

Emagggie · « **Reply #60 on:** August 28, 2006, 19:31:32 »

So there.

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #61 on:** August 28, 2006, 19:37:30 »

DISGRACEFUL ;D

Emagggie · « **Reply #62 on:** August 28, 2006, 19:44:58 »

Me? never.......

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #63 on:** August 28, 2006, 20:06:02 »

YOUR WINGS DON'T FOOL ME ;D

Emagggie · « **Reply #64 on:** August 28, 2006, 20:25:19 »

Them aren't wings, them's.....................99p Kneeling pads. ;D

Trixiebelle · « **Reply #65 on:** August 28, 2006, 20:29:13 »

You're DELUSIONAL! 99p my ar*e ;)

Emagggie · « **Reply #66 on:** August 28, 2006, 20:40:01 »

Arsk Curry if you don't believe me. ;D

Hyacinth · « **Reply #67 on:** August 28, 2006, 20:48:58 »

bl**dy barmy! The bl**dy lot of you ;D

Anyway, I got the by now infamous Poundshop knee pads out of the shed and thought.....blimey! these are heavy :-\.....put them on the scales....16oz to 1lb, right? These little loves weighed 7oz EACH! AND held up by a 1/2" wide piece of tape. No bloomin wonder me knees were aching & me lower legs were goin blue and trembly.... :o

I offered them to Choclit and guess what????? She graciously declined them ??? :'( ;D

The GOOD news is that I'm sending her some others - combined weight of both = 1 OZ?.......now THAT'S a bargain 8)

Curryandchips · « **Reply #68 on:** August 28, 2006, 20:53:32 »

Quote from: Emagggie on August 28, 2006, 20:40:01

Arsk Curry if you don't believe me. ;D

Now, now ladies, don't involve me, I only opened the thread ... :D

Alishka, 7oz each ? You sure they are not kneepads for a knight?

Heldi · « **Reply #69 on:** August 28, 2006, 20:53:57 »

Bl**dy barmy...what about you?!! Weighing your kneepads LMAO !

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Heldi · « **Reply #70 on:** August 28, 2006, 20:57:25 »

What about a pair of Ross grill steaks and a couple of elastic bands?

Hyacinth · « **Reply #71 on:** August 28, 2006, 21:06:26 »

Now that would be SILLY H >:(......you'll be trivializing this Serious Discussion by suggesting that Choclit wraps newspapers round her knees next and that, as we all know, would be Downright Ridiculous :o

(btw.......if the poor unfortunate's gotta pay the postage, betta to warn how much it might cost?)

Heldi · « **Reply #72 on:** August 28, 2006, 21:13:53 »

Thought the grill steaks might weigh as much as the 99p kneepads but you have the added bonus of serving them up with your veggies at the end of the day!

I want pink kneepads.

Curryandchips · « **Reply #73 on:** August 28, 2006, 21:16:46 »

To match your boots I presume ... ?

Won't the grille steaks be a bit gritty?

katynewbie · « **Reply #74 on:** August 28, 2006, 21:39:29 »

;D ;D ;D ;D

They will have been tenderised by the knees!

Merry Tiller · « **Reply #75 on:** August 28, 2006, 23:32:57 »

Squashfan · « **Reply #76 on:** August 29, 2006, 15:14:52 »

Mad, yer all mad, the lot of you.... ;D good thread tho, I laughed! My kneepads were free, my mum bought them for me.

Mrs Ava · « **Reply #77 on:** August 29, 2006, 15:57:45 »

I just don't get on with knee pads, altho I have to say I am more of a squatter than a kneeler. :o Dad had poorly knees and he found they cut off his circulation so he used to have one of those green waterproof kneeling pads which suited him much better.

Hyacinth · « **Reply #78 on:** August 29, 2006, 16:02:58 »

Super-deluxe, super lightweight, super light green kneepads now on their way to Choclit.....took the jiffy bag to the P.O. and the lady said "does the person need to sign for this? Is there something valuable in the packet?"

Well...er...er..what would you have said?

;D ;D ;D

and welcome, Squash, to the Great Poundshop Kneepad Debate.....where did your mum get yours from btw? It wasn't...........was it? ::) ;D

supersprout · « **Reply #79 on:** August 29, 2006, 18:13:05 »

Erm, I don't kneel or squat any more - just wobble about on this little stool :-[

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