Lottie neighbour yesterday:
Him: I've got some spray left, do you want anything spraying (brandishes spray gun)
Me: Is it roundup?
Him: No, it's for whitefly
Me: O, what have you got whitefly on?
Him: Cabbage, caulis, beans, peas, carrots (runs through long list)
Me: Hang on a mo (quick inspection of plot) no thank you Tony, I don't have any whitefly :)
Him: Sez you
Me: Honest
Him: It'll do for blackfly too
Me: Hang on a mo (quick inspection of plot) no thank you, I don't seem to have any blackfly either :o
Him: Harrumph (exit pursued by a bear)
Happy, happy, happy - compensation for 24 years of fly-encrusted beans ;D But why are there are no flies on my plottie (so far) this year ??? Later planting? Dry conditions? Wider paths? More flowers? More ladybirds? I wish I knew