Author Topic: A4A Panto....GG (Read 18535 times)

AikenDrum · « **Reply #40 on:** December 22, 2005, 10:35:37 »

but...but...but ... they were allways REALLY mean to her and did horrible things to her, it's says it in the book ! :(

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #41 on:** December 22, 2005, 10:39:43 »

How about...."Ugly sister enters stage left, has violent thoughts about Cinderella, but controls herself......" ::)

AikenDrum · « **Reply #42 on:** December 22, 2005, 10:40:57 »

*stamps foot*

Derek · « **Reply #43 on:** December 22, 2005, 13:53:09 »

Don't worry UCP I will poke him with my stick (Baton) if he steps out of line...I may have to stand on a box to reach him though.

By the way who's in my Orchestra? I could double up with a paper and comb if all else fails!!!

Derek

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #44 on:** December 22, 2005, 13:56:50 »

Erm....well I'll have a stab with the recorder....piano if really, really desperate....OK, who's got musical talent, please!!
Aiken, stamping just isn't going to do it, hysterical tears and a tenner may...

Last attempt, "Ugly sister enters stage right, throws brick at Cinderella, apologises, promises to reform and has a pint...?"

redimp · « **Reply #45 on:** December 22, 2005, 13:58:24 »

enter the genie....ooh yes please ;D

lorna · « **Reply #46 on:** December 22, 2005, 14:44:35 »

Shall I bring my organ??

Icyberjunkie · « **Reply #47 on:** December 22, 2005, 14:51:29 »

Crikey stabbing, stamping offers to bring an organ....if its THAT sort of panto can I be one of the horses in front of the carraige....OOooooooooo all that whipping...... ;) ::)

MikeB · « **Reply #48 on:** December 22, 2005, 14:57:22 »

Quote from: Icyberjunkie on December 22, 2005, 14:51:29

OOooooooooo all that whipping...... ;) ::)

Then can we have the thigh slapping

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #49 on:** December 22, 2005, 15:25:32 »

;D ;D ;D OK, OK...I'll slap me thighs.... ::)
Think we've found our rogue.....Hey Icy..... ;D Right, big hat, long black cloak, lots of moustache twirling and bombing round the stage after Cinders, erm....I'm getting confused......Aha!! No I'm not....you're the evil step mum Icy.....keep the moustache though....but here's your dress....
Bring your Organ, Lorna....more intruments needed, so far we have paper and comb, recorder, triangle and piano.....Ooo I can play the flute!! Forgot... ::)
Who's Cinders? ???

Delilah · « **Reply #50 on:** December 22, 2005, 16:07:22 »

No offers for Cinders - think you will have to cast her Lottie ;D

I play piano if that helps :)

lorna · « **Reply #51 on:** December 22, 2005, 16:22:33 »

Now I won't bring organ (stamps feet) just cos I only play with two fingers the piano expert is going to take over. Shall I sulk? Nah not in my nature. I know I make a mean cuppa so have volunteered for kitchen duties.

Derek · « **Reply #52 on:** December 22, 2005, 16:23:42 »

Who's got a drum...we do need a drum(s)...and cymbals for when there's a crash of thunder or someone falls over.

Someone is bound to fall over...probably the conductor off his box!

What about fire works for when the Genie appears? Do we have a budding pyrotechnic genius amongst us

Derek

jaggythistle · « **Reply #53 on:** December 22, 2005, 16:42:30 »

Well the genies arrived...where do I stand...? cos no ones rubbing my wick
I sooo hate the outfit though...turbans coming apart at the seams...these
trousers are cutting me like a knife and bloody see through shoes in
December...I soooo want a handbag like that big ugly sister aiken...oh n
by the way derek he has the drum ( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D) Ohhhhhhh yeeeees he
has.....sooooo who did costume design...???...come out n show your face
I used to play zylaphone derek...no much good though am never gonna
get out this lamp...it sooooo needs a rubbin...sound proofed as well !!!!!
Oi .......you lot......don't bugger off without me to pub after rehersals ;D ;D ;D

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #54 on:** December 22, 2005, 17:07:08 »

Oh dear, I've just been booted again!! Am going down the pub......wanders off dramatically..

jaggythistle · « **Reply #55 on:** December 22, 2005, 17:20:48 »

I f you let me outta this lamp....I will stand you for a pint ...!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

jaggythistle · « **Reply #56 on:** December 22, 2005, 17:21:46 »

Not much in the way of pockets in this outfit ;D ;D ;D ;D

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #57 on:** December 22, 2005, 17:25:15 »

There are sooo many answers to your first reply...and before I get booted again, Your Cinders!!! Whehay!! Would give you drum roll, but lost me drum....
Right, first rehearsal at 8, lines learnt, swords polished, wigs straight..ish.....someone get Aiken..... ::)
Had to have Ady as genie, he's so smiling at those slippers....could they be any curlier, I wonder....

redimp · « **Reply #58 on:** December 22, 2005, 17:39:16 »

There you go Jags - it's my wick that's going to be pulled whilst they are rubbing my spout. Mind you don't trip over my curly wurlies. They shouldn't be hanging down that far - I shall get them trimmed at the first opportunity. Now, what am I going to do with this sausage probe I found in a kitchen in Bolsover?

Delilah · « **Reply #59 on:** December 22, 2005, 17:44:48 »

wax pot at the ready Ady ;D

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