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Palustris

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Old Wives(or not)tale
« on: November 02, 2003, 21:58:39 »
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Cucumber seed should be sown before daylight on the 1st of May by a well endowed man, naked and in the prime of life. The size of the cucumbers depends on the visible virility of the sower. ::)
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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2003, 22:06:22 »
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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2003, 22:12:54 »
Where on EARTH did you get that information from??

It's making me blush!

Ten x  :-[
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Palustris

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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2003, 22:21:02 »
If I told you that I would not be able to tell you of a few more equally 'naughty' old (ageist)wives(sexist)tales now would I?
It is a new one on me and originates in the USA.
More will follow as an occasional series.
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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2003, 23:12:35 »
I say, had better find myself some nubile young man beore may then huh!!  ;D
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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2003, 00:12:27 »
Better find one for me while you're at it Doris. :o :o :o :o
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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2003, 00:16:54 »
BB, I will haunt the local massage parlors for us.........err don't think we have any  :(  Have to be the other half then I guess!!)  DP
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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2003, 00:22:37 »
Can elephants be trained? -Ina
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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2003, 00:24:27 »
Can`t see why he has to be naked and in the prime of life.  He could just as easily make the planting holes with a dibber!
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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2003, 00:29:35 »
Hugh, I am still trying to pick myself up from the floor...laughing so much!!  Gasp........;D DP
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Re: Old Wives(or not)tale
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2003, 18:53:29 »
Hugh, you really are a naughty boy!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Love, Palefire

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