My sister has just e-mailed me this joke. Thought you all might appreciate it!
A man went to the doctors' as he thought he might be infertile. The doctor gave him a jar and told him to produce a sample which he would then have tested.
The man came back a few days later looking very embarrassed and shamefaced as the jar was empty.
The doctor asked what had happened. The man said that he had first tried with one hand, then with two but nothing happened. Then he asked his wife to try - first with one hand then with two, but nothing happened. He even asked his mother in law to try - first one hand, then with two, then even with her teeth out. Still nothing happened. The doctor asked him what the problem was. The man said "Well, I just couldn't get the lid offf the jar!" Tee Hee ;D ;D ;D ;) busy lizzie
