A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the assistant "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave ddddildosss?"
The assistant, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we have hundreds of dildos of all shapes and sizes and colours. In fact we have the best selection in the district"
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"
The assistant replies "Yes we do".
"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee howwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssssoddddinnnnggg ttthingggg offffff"
