Young Maisie believed that she had an eye for antiques. She spent many hours hunting through the junk shops looking for bits and pieces that might be old and valuable, but were priced cheaply, and the house she shared with her husband Arthur was cluttered with all manner of stuff she had picked up in this way.
One day she found a rather large and very weird looking mirror on a stand (a cheval glass actually), which she decided was a bargain at the £10 price sticker on it, and she proudly carried it home and installed it in the bedroom.
That evening, as she was getting undressed, she looked at her naked form in the mirror. She had always realised that she was a bit flat chested, but it looked even worse in the mirror. As young women so often do in front of a mirror, she primped and preened for a few minutes, then laughing to herself said
“Magic Mirror, could you just
Give to me a 40 inch bust?”
There was a tremendous flash, and as she looked in the mirror she saw her bosom expand to a magnificent 40 inches. When Arthur came up to bed she couldn`t wait to show him her new bosom and told him what had happened. “All you have to do” she said “is to make up a silly little rhyme asking the Magic Mirror for whatever you want. Go on. You have a go”. By now Arthur had also undressed. He looked at himself in the mirror and thought for a few minutes, then said “Well, how about this then dear?”...
“Magic Mirror, if it`s not a chore
Make my p*nis reach the floor”
There was another tremendous flash and….
His legs fell off
